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09-24-2018 , 11:40 PM

Dominic

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New season tonight...I thought some of you would like it because Instagram star Alexis Renn is competing.

I'm just starting it now, but from looking at the opening intros, I'm picking Tinashae (whoever she is, but she looks like she can dance) to win and Nancy McKeon to go home first.

Mary Lou Retton is up first! It's weird, she looks just like she did, but old.

I'm pulling for comic Nikki Glaser, because I listen to her channel on Sirius.

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09-24-2018 , 11:42 PM

Dominic

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oh man, Mary Lou is wearing the red, white, and blue in an obvious catering to her base lol

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09-24-2018 , 11:46 PM

Dominic

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here are this season's pairings:

Bobby Bones with Sharna Burgess
DeMarcus Ware with Lindsay Arnold
Joe Amabile with Jenna Johnson
John Schneider with Emma Slater
Juan Pablo DiPace with Cheryl Burke
Milo Manheim with Witney Carson
Alexis Ren with Alan Bersten
Danelle Umstead with Artem Chigvintsev
Evanna Lynch with Keo Motsepe
Mary Lou Retton with Sasha Farber
Nancy McKeon with Val Chmerkovskiy
Nikki Glaser with Gleb Savchenko
Tinashe with Brandon Armstrong

No clue who Bones, Amabile, DiPace, Manheim, Umstead, Lynch, or Tinashae are.

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09-24-2018 , 11:51 PM

Dominic

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This Milo kid did fairly well...damn cute partner, too. Apparently he's an actor and was on a Disney show called Zombie. Okay.

I really can't stand this Bruno judge. I haven't seen the show in years, but it's the same three judges! They all suck.

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09-24-2018 , 11:55 PM

Dominic

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So Ivana Lynch was apparently Luna Lovegood in the Harry Potter movies.

She's trying hard....has all the steps down, but she's got no rhythm.

Not bad.

These first dances are really short...guess they're trying to warm them up without freaking them out.

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09-25-2018 , 12:01 AM

Dominic

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Danielle Umstead is a blind Paralympic who does Alpine Skiing.

Well this should be interesting...

I mean, no one's going to vote off a blind woman first, right?

Yeah, Foxtrot seems like the right move here, as she's always in contact with her partner....

Not bad, but her partner kind of danced around her. Which is understandable.

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09-25-2018 , 12:08 AM

Dominic

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Bobby Bones is next up, and he is an author, a comedian, a country-music DJ and an American Idol mentor. Okie doke.

He looks like a douche.

His partner is hot. Dat booty.

Best dance so far. As someone with no dance experiment, he did great...but he was mostly dancing himself. Fun, though.

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09-25-2018 , 12:14 AM

Dominic

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Juan Pablo DiPace is an actor on Fuller House and Mama Mia! He's paired with the cutest DWTS pro, Cheryl Burke. I have a crush on her.

He seems nice.

God, Cheryl Burke is so damn hot....

They're doing a salsa...I guess, because of his ethnicity?

He did pretty well...seemed like he had danced before. But to be honest, as long as he didn't fall over, I wasn't looking at him much... Cheryl is hot, did I mention that?

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09-25-2018 , 12:15 AM

Dominic

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Jesus, this Bruno jackass makes me want to vomit

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09-25-2018 , 12:19 AM

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Dominic

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Comedian Nikki Glaser is up next...she's real cute and real funny.

I'm pulling for her!

Hot red dress...

She did well! for someone who can't dance at all. But it was fun.

The judges are not being nice, tho.

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09-25-2018 , 12:24 AM

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Dominic

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Hottest Chick In The World Alexis Renn is up next:

****ing hell. What a beauty.

Cutesy Pie Outfit works.

Cute but old fashioned 50s dance. Meh.

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09-25-2018 , 12:31 AM

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Dominic

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John Schneider from The Dukes of Hazzard, 85 years ago, is now up.

His partner Emma Slater is amaaaaaazing looking. I love dancers.

Wow, Emma may have stolen me from Cheryl.

Schnieder has been on stage before, but obviously not as a dancer. That was like watching your uncle do the Acky Breaky Heart at a wedding.

Not good.

But the judges liked him.

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09-25-2018 , 12:36 AM

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Dominic

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Tinashae is up next, and she is a singer/performer. Good voice.

She's got the experience being on stage and dancing some, I presume, so she's my pick.

Looks great dancing...great body.

By far, the most advanced dance of the night.

Made a couple mistakes, tho

Kinda lost it at the end...but she's got a shot.

Judges liked her, too.

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09-25-2018 , 12:41 AM

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Dominic

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Up next, Jo from Facts of Life, Nancy McKeon, with the only male dancer I know, Val.

Nancy has gotten a bit matronly and fat. Still got those eyes, though.

I chose her to go out first because she looks awkward, but she is obviously working really hard at this...

Doing a Quickstep...a surprise choice! But she seems more comfortable with being led and held by Val. Less so on her own.

Better than I expected!

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09-25-2018 , 12:51 AM

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Dominic

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Some guy named Joe Amabile who was on The Bachelorette, and that apparently makes you a star these days. Okay. His nickname is Grocery Store Joe.

His partner is gorgeous. Jenna in a backless dress.

Laughably bad. He's got no chance. Could be going home tomorrow, unless he has a huge fan base of love-starved women.

Worst of the night.

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09-25-2018 , 12:58 AM

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Dominic

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NFL legend Demarcus Ware is up next!

His partner is a cute barbie doll named Lindsey.

Dude is still in incredible shape.

Doing the Cha Cha....Demarcus in a shirtless outfit!

OMG the body on the pro dancer....

Ware did well! He could win this.

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09-26-2018 , 10:28 AM

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Dominic

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Well, my favorite has been voted out first, so I doubt I'll continue watching now.

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09-27-2018 , 04:03 AM

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Gaddy

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Well, I'm sure someone else will carry on the thread for you.

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11-06-2018 , 05:22 AM

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Gaddy

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Hottest Chick In The World Alexis Ren is up next:

****ing hell. What a beauty.

Cutesy Pie Outfit works.

Cute but old fashioned 50s dance. Meh.

So hot. Want to touch the heinie. I record each week just to fast-forward to her. She looked amazing in the Daisy Dukes for the country group dance today. This guy she's dancing with actually landed her. They shouldn't even have to pay him with this gift they've given him that is better than money.

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11-06-2018 , 10:07 AM

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patron

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Life lesson for Ms. OOT posters: all you have to do to land the girl of your dreams is become a male dancer!

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