Quote:
Originally Posted by daryn
posts like this make me wanna kill myself. imagine if this guy wrote an episode of curb?
OPENING CREDITS
susie: go **** yourself, larry
larry: hey listen you ****ing bitch, i'm jeff's only client. you ever talk to me like that again and i'll fire his fat ass and put you both on the ****ing street. i'm larry ****ing david.
susie: sorry larry
(MUSICAL INTERLUDE, LARRY AND LEON ARE AT A NEWSSTAND)
leon: what's going on, larry?
larry: get your **** out of my house before i call the police. i'm larry ****ing david.
(MUSICAL INTERLUDE, LARRY AND JEFF ARE EATING AT A RESTAURANT)
larry: i got an offer to create a series for NBC
jeff: isn't that your ex-wife over there making out with rosie o'donnell?
larry: **** you fatass, i'm trying to talk about furthering my career over here
jeff: you know what's wrong with this place? the wait staff tries too hard to make conversation so they can drive up your tips.
larry: you're fired
(MUSICAL INTERLUDE, LARRY AND SOME RANDOM ARE ON THE STREET HAILING A TAXI-random person cuts in front of larry)
larry: what the **** am i even doing, i'm rich, i don't need a cab. i'll just go over to that ferrari dealership and buy a new car. i'm larry ****ing david.
(END CREDITS)