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01-22-2019 , 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by that_pope
Just starting Bandersnatch, obviously not reading until I am done.



But for any of you who have played Stanley Parable, surely I'm not the only one who clicked 'no' twice for the instruction part, correct?
Just twice?
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05-15-2019 , 08:49 AM
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05-15-2019 , 09:14 AM
Was just coming to post this, can't wait. Miley Cyrus lol, wasn't expecting that!
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05-15-2019 , 09:23 AM
Why only 3 episodes? Kind of a bummer. Hope they are a little longer then. Looks good though.
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05-15-2019 , 10:04 AM
I thought that was Miley but wasn't 100% sure.

Would rather have 3 episodes every 6 months than 6 episodes every 12 months (or whatever correct time duration).

Especially since they aren't linked.
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05-15-2019 , 10:41 AM
Well I’m pumped for these of course.

I wish they would have done six episodes instead of three and that stupid Bandersnatch movie though.
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05-15-2019 , 11:44 AM
I'm good with quality over quantity. Didn't happen with Bandersnatch imho.
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05-15-2019 , 02:11 PM
first two season were only 3 each
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05-15-2019 , 03:35 PM
If you're like me and wanted a goddamn release date without watching a trailer, June 5th.
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05-15-2019 , 03:39 PM
If that's true then lol at not just googling it.
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06-05-2019 , 07:18 AM
It’s back.
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06-05-2019 , 07:29 AM
thanks for the heads up
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06-05-2019 , 10:21 AM
oh yeah

use spoilers please for 3 new episodes
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06-05-2019 , 09:15 PM
Not a really a spoiler:

oh no it's bad now
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06-05-2019 , 11:03 PM
Wtf at these new episodes
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06-06-2019 , 12:00 AM
The upside is we don't need to update that Giant Ranking List we made at all.
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06-06-2019 , 12:50 AM
one was awful (social media), one was bad (pop star) one was LOLWTFAMIWATCHING (video game)
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06-06-2019 , 04:11 AM
I don't know if it's because I've just come from watching Chernobyl, but I've watched Striking Vipers and Smithereens and they just seemed awful.

Only upside is there were a couple of funny moments in both.
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06-06-2019 , 10:32 AM
Well damn. If Black Mirror is bad now, that's one less reason to keep Netflix around. Getting harder to justify the monthly sub at this point.
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06-06-2019 , 11:22 AM
I didn’t think Striking Vipers was that bad; certainly watchable. Smithereens wasn’t great. And I thought the Miley Cyrus one had some big holes in it and definitely wasn’t up to Brooker standards. Overall about a C+.
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06-06-2019 , 12:02 PM
Striking Vipers had a really interesting premise that they took a little too long getting to and then just, uh, didn't resolve? At all? There's no twist or narrative or anything, it's just "here's a thing I thought about, weird huh, ok bye".

Spoiler:

Man the guy at the fighting game company who programmed in functioning genitals was a real perv, but you know everyone in the world would be playing that and 1% of them would be fighting


Smithereens wasn't even a Black Mirror episode, it was like, just a cop drama? And it's a ****ty one, there's no social commentary or point or message or anything.

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I guess the message is "keep your eyes on the road"? The **** sort of "don't text and drive" 2007-era PSA is this ****, this is Black ****ing Mirror, it's been the edge of technology and culture.


I don't have anything to say about the Miley Cyrus one, I couldn't get through it, too bored. Don't know what happened, don't care.
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06-06-2019 , 12:30 PM
Guess I can keep it on my backlog list and not jump right to it after your reviews.

Currently watching:
Making a Murderer Season 2
Shaka Zulu
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06-06-2019 , 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong
And I thought the Miley Cyrus one had some big holes in it and definitely wasn’t up to Brooker standards. Overall about a C+.
big holes in it because of Miley?
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06-06-2019 , 08:13 PM
Not sure what season what more disappointing, black mirror season 5 or GOT season 8.....
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06-06-2019 , 10:32 PM
wow, can't get over how bad this was

first one had no redeeming value I can think of. straight terrible, probably below waldo moment as the worst of the series.

smithereens felt like a made for tv movie on usa. no subtlety at all

miley cyrus was at least a slightly interesting concept but then the scene at her house with the security guard was straight out of a nickelodeon sitcom.
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