I'd bet Tony will be back

NOOKULAR MATERIALS

I thought I heard that. Oh man, that's been tilting me for weeks.

lolololol

I just re-watched that scene, so epic...

After everything he's been through, Jack should be immune to taser guns at this point.

-hastings is growing on me. not like the hump growing on his back though.

-i was kinda shocked that bauer choked a federal woman attorney. but not really.

-i thought i was the only one who thought those two dudes were desperate to eat each others manmeats.

re:Chappelle's execution... yes it was epic. and at the time i remember thinking "no way they kill him off" yet they did. however it was dumb that the president decided to "draw the line" at the terrorist's next demand...

two things that tell me the writers don't give a phuck about the auidence or think we are stupid:

1) people still using private cell phones for malicious activity @ CTU (dana and her dude) prettttty sure this was eliminated a few seasons ago and also has been done to death

2) the "chief data analyst" just upping and leaving her post, at 1am mind you, in the middle of a crisis involving unsecured nuclear materials. riiiiiiiiiight imo.

if you watch this show you know that Jack Bauer is invincible, so it's obvious the writers don't give two ****s about cell phone rules or leaving your post at CTU.

6:30pm - Jack gets beaten by that annoying bald guy with the accent from Entourage and the Wire. No bruises result (invincible)

10:45pm - Jack gets stabbed in the gut by Renee. (numb to pain)

11:30pm - Jack is tortured by some guy who looks like Huck Seed and manages to kill him and break free only to do heroic gunfight moves like barrel rolls while killing mobsters. (****ing tough)

Future: Jack spends the next 15-16 hours awake under unimaginable stress, both mental and physical. He navigates a wavy river of single leads and last second misses on critical information only to arrive at some showdown with the main bad guy who he both outsmarts and overpowers. (standard bauer)

just another day at the office

i know it's nearly as ridiculous as that show superman. a guy who can fly and stop bullets? yeah ****ing right. so unrealistic.

back when the first wave of superman movies came out, a friend of my father was dead serious when he looked at everyone and said "right, now SHE's flying" hehe. i guess there is something to be said for the willing suspension of disbelief.

bauer being invincible, i can buy. the chick leaving at 1am i cannot ;-)

go yanks.

You forgot to point out that the dude has a bladder the size of a beach ball.

Dude there are plenty of opportunities for Jack Bauer to eat, **** or piss while we are forced to follow other storylines. Without these other storylines we would probably witness Jack masturbating in public washrooms or soliciting prostitutes.

jack bauer doesn't need to masturbate, rape doesn't exist in his vocabulary cause he gets presidential pardons.

"let me be more specific - i'll call the president"

i want that line in my arsenal

I've said it before. But it would be totally epic if during one episode, some of the characters were eating at Wendy's or something, and they kept putting them in the split screen thing as they crammed their faces full of the new spicy chicken nuggets and fries, hindering investigations and keeping other characters from getting **** done.

I'll take a torture scene where Jack is chained up, some villain says he knows Jack is a vegetarian (it's unbelievable, but hey, it's 24), then sits there with a few Big Macs, eats them, then just throws some meat in Jack's face

watching 24 live (or when it first airs) for the first time i na while tonight.... gogogogo jack

yeah hastings you tell that son of a bitch

prediction: tarin is a bad guy

how'd a 16 year old from nyc get involved with terrorists?

and how'd one get a job at ctu

16-year-old from NYC with a severe mental condition*

terrible episode

We're about to be nuked...

AND NOBODY ****ING CARES THAT THE LEAD SYSTEMS ANALYST AND THE LEAD FREDDY PRINZE CHARACTER AREN'T TO BE FOUND.

Seriously? Opie is running one of the most important missions of all time, and nobody even mentions them for an entire episode?