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...and you're a dirty people. Yet here we are, needing something from each other...

(not verbatim but close... good lines imo)

I was multi-tasking during the watch and I might have missed this, but did Jack know that FPJ had his back w/ the sniper rifle? I have to imagine yes... ? I just don't remember how the set up went down.

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02-02-2010 , 10:37 AM

#303

augie_

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jack speaks spanish and russian...and german?! i wonder what other languages he speaks!

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02-02-2010 , 10:57 AM

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DarkMysticx

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Originally Posted by augie_

jack speaks spanish and russian...and german?! i wonder what other languages he speaks!

any terrorists stereotype languages. How else is he gonna threaten their families in their native tongues without CTU saying "we don't do that, anymore."

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02-02-2010 , 11:36 AM

#305

imsomucked

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that reminded me of brad pitt trying to pass as Italian in IB

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02-02-2010 , 11:58 AM

#306

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Baron Von Costume's German Arms Dealer Disguise Kit

Contents: 1 Pair of Glasses

Directions: Wear glasses.

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02-02-2010 , 01:27 PM

#307

KillBauer

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Wow, **** the russian steroetype father. I felt the paint when he shot his son :$

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02-02-2010 , 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

Baron Von Costume's German Arms Dealer Disguise Kit

Contents: 1 Pair of Glasses

Directions: Wear glasses.

hahahahahaha ahahaha
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ahahahahaha
ahahahahah

this might be the funniest thing i've ever read. hahahahahahaha

poty poty!!!

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02-02-2010 , 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by relderretep

im german and that scene where jack was talking was probably the most hilarious 24 scene ever for me. any person who speaks german semi-well (like the russian dude) would realize immediately that there's no way that Jack is German, I was barely able to understand him due to his very strong american accent.

wait, so the Russian guy didn't have an accent?

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02-02-2010 , 04:48 PM

#310

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Originally Posted by frotteur

fpj is the illest

At first I thought FPJ stood for "Fancy Play Jack" because his character has Bauer-esque skills but he likes to add some flair to impress Jack.

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02-02-2010 , 04:55 PM

#311

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Renee in a towel helped this episode ldo.

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02-02-2010 , 05:08 PM

#312

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I still don't know what FPJ stands for.

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02-02-2010 , 05:09 PM

#313

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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

Baron Von Costume's German Arms Dealer Disguise Kit

Contents: 1 Pair of Glasses

Directions: Wear glasses.

tempted to add: 1 cigarette / smoke cigarette

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Originally Posted by earck

I still don't know what FPJ stands for.

freddie prinze jr brah

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02-02-2010 , 05:10 PM

#314

Ryanj37

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music was great in this episode

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02-02-2010 , 05:12 PM

#315

earck

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ahhhhhhhhhh

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02-02-2010 , 05:17 PM

#316

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Originally Posted by relderretep

now you know how russian ppl feel.
villains are often russians in TV shows, and movies, and when they speak, you can only understand 0-20% of what they are saying.

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02-02-2010 , 05:35 PM

#317

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Jack's undercover name should have been Hans Gruber.

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02-02-2010 , 06:35 PM

#318

DarkMysticx

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Originally Posted by Nandos

Renee in a towel helped this episode ldo.

lol, how has this not been quoted yet...

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02-02-2010 , 06:55 PM

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damn those russians

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02-02-2010 , 07:09 PM

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just rewatched the scene where jack speaks german. still cracks me up after watching it 10 times.

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Originally Posted by goofball

wait, so the Russian guy didn't have an accent?

he did but it was very well understandable. jack simply sounded like a guy who is reading german off a paper but has never spoken it before, pronounciation off, words wrong (e.g. n instead of r), swallowing whole single syllables.

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Originally Posted by john voight

now you know how russian ppl feel.
villains are often russians in TV shows, and movies, and when they speak, you can only understand 0-20% of what they are saying.

interesting.

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Originally Posted by TheUntoastable

he traveled with his faja and went to school in US, mostly everyone he deals with speaks da english.

i know but he simply sounds like someone who has maybe studied german for a couple of years but not like a person who grew up in that country and learned the language while being young. He also has a very german name.

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02-02-2010 , 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkMysticx

lol, how has this not been immortalized in pics yet...

FYP

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02-02-2010 , 09:24 PM

#322

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I loved how the Russian foot soldier called the leader (dad) from the doctor's office and said "Don't worry, no one will know we were here" as he walked over the three dead bodies.

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02-02-2010 , 10:07 PM

#323

Hoya

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Why didn't the Russian brothers take the medicine as they left the doctor's office? Apparently shooting him was better than giving him drugs and leaving him at the "country house."

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02-03-2010 , 05:43 AM

#324

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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

Baron Von Costume's German Arms Dealer Disguise Kit

Contents: 1 Pair of Glasses

Directions: Wear glasses.

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Originally Posted by donniccolo

tempted to add: 1 cigarette / smoke cigarette

don't forget "drive Audi erratically" and "wear eurotrash leather jacket"

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02-03-2010 , 11:26 AM

#325

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the blondie creepo storyline and jack's storyline are going to intersect soon IMO

i cant wait for jack to beat the ever-loving **** out of the creepo leonardo dicaprio looking dude

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