So, here's my 4 last weeks playing pokerz:







Big Upswings are the HU sessions with blopp ;-)

Can anyone help me interprete the blue line? I Still don't get this whole graph stuff.

Wow you play a lot of poker.

you run super hot in allins and you also run ridiculously well situationally from what ive seen

Jeez, you've almost played as much as me in a month, as I have all year. Didnt you have the last of your stars roll on the table about a month ago also?

I want to have your childen, Maurilio.

Yeah, I have never played even remotely that much poker in a month before. I had quite a lot of free time as my semester had a 2 month break and after a month of partying and traveling I didn't have a lot to do.
Also didn't wanna miss any part of the huge upswing, obviously ;-)

Jinxed

haha, the ultimate hustle, getting him to post his graphs for the insta doomswitch!

hh? pretty sure I ran right at/below my AI expectation..

epic hustle, nice work

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MP: $3708.00
CO: $6022.00
BTN: $2422.00
SB: $7324.00
BB: $5000.00
Hero (UTG): $13786.00

Pre Flop: ($75.00) Hero is UTG with A J 4 J
Hero calls $50, 1 fold, CO raises to $225, 2 folds, BB calls $175, Hero calls $175

Flop: ($700.00) J 5 Q (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: ($700.00) 3 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $550, CO folds, BB raises to $2347, Hero raises to $7738, BB calls $2428 all in

River: ($10250.00) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $10250.00
BB shows 4 6 2 5 (two pair, Queens and Fives)
Hero shows A J 4 J (a full house, Jacks full of Queens)
Hero wins $10247.00
(Rake: $3.00)

set vs 1 pair allin on the turn and I have 42.5% equity.

aka your a luckbox

pore gordo

Meh, no HH. It was the 8J8 flop hand where you called two streets w/ KKxx and hit a K on the river, he had JJxx and obviously paid your raise. It was funny because I had just read how bad you're running and I almost believed you

Poker Stars $20000.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): $25392.00
BB: $15874.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00) Hero is BTN/SB with K K 3 A
Hero raises to $600, BB calls $400

Flop: ($1200.00) 8 7 J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $700.00, BB calls $700

Turn: ($2600.00) 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($2600.00) K (2 players)
BB bets $1800.00, Hero raises to $6600, BB calls $4800

Final Pot: $15800.00
Hero shows K K 3 A
BB mucks J J Q A
Hero wins $15798.00
(Rake: $2.00)

not that it matters at all, but I'd hardly compare this to the first hand I posted..

either way, sure was a nice river

is stormi just the best player of all time or what? he always bets into me if i chk and always has the nuts and is winning at 40 big bets/100 over 10,000 hands.

i'm way past understanding the epicness that is stormi

Such an unbelievably gay session interspersed by this bit of genius / idiotic play.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($1,000)
Hero ($2,363)
UTG ($1,906)
UTG+1 ($1,692)
CO ($273)
BTN ($1,687)

Dealt to Hero J 9 T K

fold, UTG+1 calls $10, fold, BTN calls $10, SB calls $5, Hero raises to $50, UTG+1 calls $40, BTN calls $40, fold

FLOP ($160) 3 K 7

Hero bets $100, UTG+1 folds, BTN calls $100

TURN ($360) 3 K 7 3

Hero checks, BTN bets $280, Hero calls $280

RIVER ($920) 3 K 7 3 8

Hero checks, BTN bets $775, Hero raises to $1,550, BTN folds ($487 more lol)

Hero shows J 9 T K

Hero wins $2,467

Sick value raise.

Yeah, were you bluffing or what? Did you expect him to call with worse ever?

It was in my head I was bluffing at the time but I was pretty much just tilted by this point and fed up of getting bet off my hand every single pot and decided I was going to win this pot against this LAGgy guy. I think he could have folded better (AAxx, AKxx) assuming I am never bluffing that spot but I could easily have had the best hand too.

I know him and he told me last week that he never ran that bad and should be up like 50k more if he wasn't running like ****. (Not that he had any graphs or Pokertracker to back it up, nor does he understand that stuff) ;-)

Welcome back to online poker, wazz!

Hand #1
Poker Stars $2/$4 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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Hero (UTG): $406.00
GARFIELD25 (CO): $441.60
twin-caracas (BTN): $410.10
WinterMag (SB): $76.00
zakharka (BB): $453.20

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is UTG with 8 Q 5 Q
Hero raises to $14, 1 fold, twin-caracas calls $14, 2 folds

Flop: ($34.00) J T 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $20, twin-caracas calls $20

Turn: ($74.00) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, twin-caracas checks

River: ($74.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $60, twin-caracas raises to $252, Hero raises to $372 all in, twin-caracas calls $120

Final Pot: $818.00
Hero shows 8 Q 5 Q (a full house, Queens full of Eights)
twin-caracas shows 9 5 T 3 (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
twin-caracas wins $816.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Hand #2
Poker Stars $2/$4 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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great903 (UTG): $364.70
zigozago (CO): $1382.80
twin-caracas (BTN): $1019.10
zakharka (SB): $400.00
Hero (BB): $440.40

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with 9 K Q 6
great903 calls $4, 2 folds, zakharka calls $2, Hero checks

Flop: ($12.00) K 9 K (3 players)
zakharka checks, Hero bets $8, great903 calls $8, zakharka folds

Turn: ($28.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $20, great903 raises to $48, Hero raises to $152, great903 raises to $352.70 all in, Hero calls $200.70

River: ($733.40) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $733.40
great903 shows A 8 K 2 (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
Hero shows 9 K Q 6 (a full house, Kings full of Nines)
great903 wins $731.40
(Rake: $2.00)

Hand #3
Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): $379.50
SrixXxon (BB): $792.10

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with A 4 K Q
Hero raises to $6, SrixXxon calls $4

Flop: ($12.00) 7 4 T (2 players)
SrixXxon checks, Hero bets $8, SrixXxon raises to $28, Hero calls $20

Turn: ($68.00) 3 (2 players)
SrixXxon checks, Hero bets $44, SrixXxon calls $44

River: ($156.00) 9 (2 players)
SrixXxon checks, Hero bets $102, SrixXxon raises to $461.50, Hero calls $199.50 all in

Final Pot: $759.00
Hero shows A 4 K Q (a flush, Ace high)
SrixXxon shows J 8 2 9 (a straight flush, Seven to Jack)
SrixXxon wins $758.50
(Rake: $0.50)

unl JR, i'm a monkey at heart haha


Full Tilt Poker $600.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
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BTN/SB: $666.00
Hero (BB): $1121.50

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is BB with J A 7 K
BTN/SB raises to $18, Hero raises to $54, BTN/SB calls $36

Flop: ($108.00) 5 8 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $66.00, BTN/SB raises to $138, Hero calls $72

Turn: ($384.00) A (2 players)
Hero bets $216.00, BTN/SB raises to $432, Hero raises to $648, BTN/SB calls $42 all in

River: ($1332.00) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

the worst part of the hand was that i thought i made a straight flush on the river!

thats what you get for playing caracas