Another lunatic rant from my 65 yr old 40 yr season ticket holding Uncle, these rants are so epic. I get quite a kick out of them.
I should find the emails when he updated us daily when he called the front office every single day demanding a written letter explaining the Vick signing, the same one the premium season ticket holders got.
Quote:
Yo guys,
It looks I'll be watching Donovan's homecoming from Cunning Avenue. To paraphrase my old buddy, Garry T, "If Vick is startin', I ain't departin". I've only been watching the Eagles play defense the last two weeks, so I'll get to see Donovan's return. I don't have to watch the new face of the Eagles, the convicted felon, ex-con Michael Vick. Howard, let me know if they bring back the frisbee dogs for halftime entertainment. If they do I guess that Vick has to stay in the locker room until they leave the field. By the way, when are they going to start showing Vick's clean living brother, Marcus, sitting in a suite? Since I'm not watching the offense, I was wondering, how many plays did they bring Kolb in and play Vick at wide receiver? Would that be called the "Reverse Wildcat" See you sometime.
-G
and yes I agree he is being unreasonable but its still funny, dont be a bunch of nits.