if, like me, you believe that homosexuals don't consciously choose to be homosexual, then you would understand if I said that I could start rooting for osu as easily as I could start being gay.
not *cheering* for osu, there's a dollar amount that could get that to happen just like there's a dollar amount (though much larger) that could probably get me to go with an 'indecent proposal' typa deal with a guy.
but the same way I can't trick myself into actually being attracted to that guy, I can't ever actually WANT to root for osu.
$100 I'll cheer for them against Illinois or some random OOC september game.
$1,000,000,000 and I'll give bill gates a blowjob. doesn't mean I can love either of them even if I tried.