I just spent an hour reading random midseason pages of this thread (yeah, work is pretty exciting today). You guys are really funny. Can't wait for the season to start.

please rank the regular posters in order of funniness. also remember that karak starts off at -100 funny points because he is green.

Wow, that's a lot of pressure. Let me think about it.

OK, here's my top 5. I'm ranking based on intentional humor or else odell would be the runaway winner.

5) sylar
4) Karak
3) Franchise
2) nutshot
1) Triumph

SUCK IT GREEN MAN

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4853444

good guy award imo

What's the deal with jonny Damon , winter sucks

I thought you guys might appreciate this:

I'm visiting my old uni (more specifically, I'm in town to celebrate yeotajmu's birthday), and I'm at yeotajmu's party. The place is packed... tons of people there. I'm making my way through the crowd, and I happen on this group of attractive looking girls. I don't think anything of it, and I keep walking until all of them say, pretty much in unison, "[KARAK]!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I say "hey, what? hi!"

girl 1: "hey! How are you?"
girl 2: "do you remember us?"
girl 3: "I bet you don't!"

I said, "I'm sorry... where do I know you all from?"

Girl 1: "We all came back to your house with you last semester, remember?"

Me: "Ohhhh right. Well it's nice to see you guys. I'm sorry to say you'll need to remind me of your names."

So they all tell me their names, but the 4th girl there is definitely new and the 4th girl from the original group is MIA.

I said, "Have you filled her in on what she missed?"
All of them giggle, "Oh yes, we told her what an awesome time she missed getting to go back with you. But it's too bad... we all have boyfriends now."

I lol'd and continued on. Later on in the evening I think one of the girls wanted to wrestle me (????) but her boyfriend wouldn't let her (don't blame him).

because you would crush her?

bad list

find a funny post nutshot has ever made which doesn't involve him trying to hide his love for me, please.

cool story bro

i agree that it's a bad list. i refuse to believe that i am not funnier than Karak if i am spotted 100 funny points.

- i dig your style too

wow **** you guys juts cause sylar and nutshot wish they were green and pimps

i told a girl this weekend i was a 2p2 mod and she just about lost it on the spot

even showed her my banstick

i do not wish i was green. i am allergic to responsibility.

granderson interview about changing teams:

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/spor...otional-return

Wait so what did you do with the girls originally ??

And WTF fill me in on jonny Damon situation

The girls were taking a course in baseball umpiring, and karak helped them with their homework.

And Damon doesn't like the taste of boras's balls at this point.

No one seems to want him, so the Yankees may get him super cheap.

Expert google image skills

Woot woot ... A one year deal would be supercalafradgalisticexpialidocious

Jeter
Johnson
Tex
BoatShoezzz
Granderson
Jorge
Cano
Swisher
Damon

=

1000 runs

I know I've not been on the Gardner bandwagon in the past, but I think there's a good chance he'll be better than Damon this year. Of course, if Damon is super cheap for one year I'm fine with bringing him back since the outfield depth is currently terrible. They're one pulled hamstring away from Jamie Hoffmann playing every day, which is pretty scary.

wanna bet on opening day lineup assuming they resign damon

jeter
daymon
tex
arod
posada
johnson
granderson
cano
swish