I just spent an hour reading random midseason pages of this thread (yeah, work is pretty exciting today). You guys are really funny. Can't wait for the season to start.
I just spent an hour reading random midseason pages of this thread (yeah, work is pretty exciting today). You guys are really funny. Can't wait for the season to start.
please rank the regular posters in order of funniness. also remember that karak starts off at -100 funny points because he is green.
I'm visiting my old uni (more specifically, I'm in town to celebrate yeotajmu's birthday), and I'm at yeotajmu's party. The place is packed... tons of people there. I'm making my way through the crowd, and I happen on this group of attractive looking girls. I don't think anything of it, and I keep walking until all of them say, pretty much in unison, "[KARAK]!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I say "hey, what? hi!"
girl 1: "hey! How are you?"
girl 2: "do you remember us?"
girl 3: "I bet you don't!"
I said, "I'm sorry... where do I know you all from?"
Girl 1: "We all came back to your house with you last semester, remember?"
Me: "Ohhhh right. Well it's nice to see you guys. I'm sorry to say you'll need to remind me of your names."
So they all tell me their names, but the 4th girl there is definitely new and the 4th girl from the original group is MIA.
I said, "Have you filled her in on what she missed?"
All of them giggle, "Oh yes, we told her what an awesome time she missed getting to go back with you. But it's too bad... we all have boyfriends now."
I lol'd and continued on. Later on in the evening I think one of the girls wanted to wrestle me (????) but her boyfriend wouldn't let her (don't blame him).
I'm visiting my old uni (more specifically, I'm in town to celebrate yeotajmu's birthday), and I'm at yeotajmu's party. The place is packed... tons of people there. I'm making my way through the crowd, and I happen on this group of attractive looking girls. I don't think anything of it, and I keep walking until all of them say, pretty much in unison, "[KARAK]!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I say "hey, what? hi!"
girl 1: "hey! How are you?"
girl 2: "do you remember us?"
girl 3: "I bet you don't!"
I said, "I'm sorry... where do I know you all from?"
Girl 1: "We all came back to your house with you last semester, remember?"
Me: "Ohhhh right. Well it's nice to see you guys. I'm sorry to say you'll need to remind me of your names."
So they all tell me their names, but the 4th girl there is definitely new and the 4th girl from the original group is MIA.
I said, "Have you filled her in on what she missed?"
All of them giggle, "Oh yes, we told her what an awesome time she missed getting to go back with you. But it's too bad... we all have boyfriends now."
I lol'd and continued on. Later on in the evening I think one of the girls wanted to wrestle me (????) but her boyfriend wouldn't let her (don't blame him).
I know I've not been on the Gardner bandwagon in the past, but I think there's a good chance he'll be better than Damon this year. Of course, if Damon is super cheap for one year I'm fine with bringing him back since the outfield depth is currently terrible. They're one pulled hamstring away from Jamie Hoffmann playing every day, which is pretty scary.