Michigan +9.5? Seriously? A team that was one ref-rogging half away from crushing the supposed best team in the big ten
at their place is a 9.5 point underdog to a very pedestrian Illinois team. GMAFB!
LOOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK IT UP!!!! FREE MONIES PARADE STARTS 8:30pm sharp!!!!
I'll be flying to Vegas while the game is on, so I won't be able to comment later at how awesome I am at collecting free money. So I'll just pat myself on the back right now in this exclusive interview:
"Srsly ILP how do you do it? How are you so good at collecting free money?"
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
Idk, I guess it's kind of a gift really. I mean, I've always loved free money since as far as I can remember so when I see some I tend to go get it.
"Very insightful and thought provoking!"
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
Thank you. Remember not just anybody can do what I do. You have to achieve a certain level of awesomeness that can sometimes take years to develop, but once you have that you can see free money everywhere. Take tonight's Michigan game. Anybody who doesn't bet on Michigan +9.5 is probably borderline ******ed like Ike or something. They must really hate money and their chances of reaching any meaningful level of awesomeness is pretty close to nil, like Illinois' chance of beating that spread tonight. See what I'm saying?
"Wow, good point ILP! I feel blinded by your awesomeness right now! Thank you for your time, your wisdom will not go unappreciated. I like free money too!"