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10-29-2020 , 06:45 PM
I'll have this thread know: The Athletic's Division Title and Superbowl equities DO NOT have the Lions with 0%. They're at 0.9% and 0.1%, respectively. So there.
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10-29-2020 , 07:04 PM
Surely rounding error and the actual numbers are lower
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10-29-2020 , 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
We looked better because we played two bottom 5 teams

Wake me up when we beat a real team on the road

In order to reach the SB we have to do that 3 times
For sure some smoke and mirrors with us looking better. Also if Gurley did what Matt Ryan told him to do in the huddle multiple times before the play "get the first dont score" seen a clip of this online, we are all sitting here SOL.

We do have some cupcakes on the schedule though so 9-10 wins and sneaking into the playoffs is still possible.

I'd just pay Kenny personally. I mean I'm ok trading him if we could get a 1st rounder but I doubt that happens. I seen the Giants were interested if they want to give us a pick swap on their 1st rounder and a 2nd round pick next season I'd be down for moving him. I'm not going to trade him just for a 2nd round pick though.
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10-30-2020 , 03:20 AM
No Lions fan should ever care about a SB for the same reason I should never care about dating a super model. Get a grip people. This is the ****ing Lions we're talking about. One of the worst organizations in the history of sports. Just be happy watching football and occasionally seeing cool stuff happen. Like last week vs the Falcons. That was amazing and hilarious. And of course a Lions fan should root for them to make the playoffs becuz bonus football. But a Lions fan that gets sad and distraught at their near yearly 0% SB equity, that's just dumb.
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10-30-2020 , 09:27 AM
Yeah well **** you


Pretty rich coming from a guy saying MICHIGAN IS BACK for the last 22 years
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10-30-2020 , 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
Yeah well **** you


Pretty rich coming from a guy saying MICHIGAN IS BACK for the last 22 years
You saw the Gophers game. It's obvious I'm right this time.
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10-31-2020 , 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
You saw the Gophers game. It's obvious I'm right this time.

Lol
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10-31-2020 , 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
You saw the Gophers game. It's obvious I'm right this time.

Never gets old
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11-01-2020 , 04:26 PM
Last 2 games confirmed mirage. The run D is improved with a big front but that's about it.
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11-01-2020 , 04:45 PM
Good thing we traded a sixth round pick so we can go 6-10
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11-01-2020 , 05:23 PM
Yeah that trade was a total fish move. Of course their next 5 games are against more weak teams (not entirely sure what to make of the Vikes I suppose) so they will probably be hovering around .500 when it's all done. Like you said though. 0 SB equity.
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11-01-2020 , 05:27 PM
What frustrates me about this team is that they have always needed near perfect QB play to win. Somehow Kyler Murray throw 3 picks and they nearly win that game. Whenever Stafford has an off day they get blown out by 20+.
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11-01-2020 , 09:56 PM
SOL beat some bad teams make you think we got a chance to go over 500 then get smashed.

In a game like today where you really have to win Swift only touches the ball 9 times. Bad bad coaching. Use an early pick on a RB you need to use the guy. Your jobs on the line and this is how you use one of the best weapons on the team?

This really was a must win today if we wanted playoffs. I can see us still hitting 8 wins which is likely enough that the fool owners keep Patricia as its close enough to "competing for a playoff spot".

prediction:

Vikings twice win one
Redskins/Panthers wins
Bucs/Pack/Titans lose all
Texans/Bears can maybe win one

I predict 7 wins but could see 6-8 depending. Worst spot to be outside of top prospect range outside of playoffs.
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11-02-2020 , 12:01 AM
bottom third team playing a schedule soft enough to potentially put them in the middle third, stripping away superstar draft equity while simultaneously possibly instilling just enough confidence to earn this staff another year... which one of you guys wants to donate me a liver?
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11-02-2020 , 12:10 AM
Our 59 million dollar swing tackle/guard Vaitai has looked terrible this year. That's a contract that is going to haunt the next GM. Stafford was under constant duress today. It was fun to finally watch an actually good pass rush for once, even if it was our QB getting blasted every other play.
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11-08-2020 , 05:09 PM
Wow they are worse than I thought. Quinn should be done now.
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11-08-2020 , 06:16 PM
yup, this is 100% his team and its abundantly clear its not gonna work.
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11-08-2020 , 08:29 PM
Fatboy is 0-10 vs the Bears and Viking. Thats impressive.

Stafford was bad today. Hes really got to go. Hes such a true middle of the league QB. Good enough to win you some games keeping you out of tank range but not enough games to go anywhere unless the rest of the team is great around him, yet hes not a guy the team wants to replace for a new QB as hes not bad enough.

Were seeing the next generation of QBS enter the league and I want to get in on that Murray, Watson, Allen, Mahomes,Jackson, Hebert, Burrow and looks like Tua is having a solid game today with little talent around him. Notice nearly every guy on this list is mobile. Its time to get with the times and get a QB who can move.

I'd like to see our coach and GM fired tomorrow. These guys are a clown show. Our coach was said to be a defensive genius well this defense is awful.
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11-08-2020 , 08:42 PM
Good thing we didn't pick Tua
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11-09-2020 , 07:33 AM
When they needed a key stop to get back in the game (although this game was over before it started) they had 10 defenders on the field and let Dalvin Cook run for a 70 yard TD. Those were the types of mental errors that ultimately sealed Caldwell's fate. Patricia is just as prone to these peewee level mistakes, with even less clue how to run an NFL team than papa Jim.
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11-09-2020 , 12:51 PM
I've never been a football coach nor can I break down film

But is Collins the worse LB in the league?
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11-09-2020 , 01:13 PM
on top of the fact that just last week they were caught with 10 guys on the field TWICE so it should've been a top priority in preparation this week.

also, I see you guys posting about the lions record vs Chi/Minny but apparently we haven't won a division game of any sort since 2018 lol. yeah, dumpster fire!

koss (or anybody else) do you have anyone in mind who you'd like to see them try and bring in to run the front office? I'm admittedly a little more jaded and a little less diehard these days so I don't dig in like I used to, but I wouldn't mind reading up on some people if anyone has some names.
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11-09-2020 , 01:14 PM
collins has been either really good or really bad. he's still easily the best LB on this team which says all you need to know about that unit.
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11-09-2020 , 03:31 PM
Collins got his ankles broken hilariously by Cook. Cook is pretty elite though. He is going to clown most of the NFL in space. Otherwise he has actually been OK at times. The linebackers as a whole are terrible.

I have no idea who to bring in as a GM. I sort of liked Quinns calculated approach to the job, he just sucks at it. The flip side was Matt Millen who liked to draft shiney new toys and go after big names. Im not opposed to giving coaches full control either. It can work well with the right guy. Quinn has been OK on the cap management side although Flowers and Vaitai are going to sting for awhile. Flowers is at least an above average DE. Vaitai looks terrible at tackle and replacement level at guard. That's frightening. On the evaluating rookie talent role, Quinn has too many misses. Davis, Tabor, Harris, and Okudah are all very underwhelming given the draft capital spent. Next GM will need to do better there.
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11-09-2020 , 03:51 PM
Don't forget the 6th round Lb we drafted in the 2nd
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