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Old 05-19-2009, 05:09 AM   #1
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Dallas Cowboys 2016: Hey, NFL! Get Ready to Suck Some Dak

After a disappointing 2008-2009 season, America's Team is back in a 100 zillion dollar new stadium.

Team Subtractions:

Chris Canty -> Giants
Kevin Burnett -> Chargers
Tank Johnson -> Cincinnati
Zach Thomas -> Kansas City
Tony Curtis -> Kansas City
Pacman Jones -> Pros v Joes
Roy Williams -> Cincinnati
Terrell Owens -> Buffalo
Anthony Henry -> Detroit

Key Additions:

Igor Olshansky -> Starting DE
Keith Brooking -> Starting ILB
Jon Kitna -> Backup QB
Gerald Sensabaugh - Starting SS

Draft Picks:

3 (5) JASON WILLIAMS/ OLB/ WESTERN ILLINOIS
3 (11) ROBERT BREWSTER /OT /BALL STATE
4 (1) STEPHEN MCGEE/ QB/ TEXAS A&M
4 (10) VICTOR BUTLER /DE /OREGON STATE
4 (17) PICK TRADED DOWN -
4 (20) BRANDON WILLIAMS/ DE/ TEXAS TECH
5 (7) DEANGELO SMITH/ CB/ UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI
5 (30) MICHAEL HAMLIN/ FS/ CLEMSON
5 (36) DAVID BUEHLER/ K/ SOUTHERN CAL
6 (24) STEPHEN HODGE/ SS/ TCU
6 (35) JOHN PHILLIPS/ TE/ UVA
7 (18) MIKE MICKENS/ CB/ UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI
7 (20) MANUEL JOHNSON/ WR/ OKLAHOMA



I think the Cowboys have more questions associated with them, than almost any team in the league.

Can Roy Williams be a #1 receiver?
Can Romo stop turning the ball over?
Can our ultra thin safety group stay healthy/effective?
Will any of our draft picks actually make any kind of impact?

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Old 05-19-2009, 05:16 AM   #2
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Re: 2009-2010 Dallas Cowboys Thread - Addition by Subtraction?

LOL @ Pacman Jones -> Pros vs Joes

Olshansky and Brooking are gonna be beasts.
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Old 05-19-2009, 05:18 AM   #3
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LOL @ Pacman Jones -> Pros vs Joes

Olshansky and Brooking are gonna be beasts.
Meh. Brooking is oldddd. If he plays 90% as well as Zach Thomas did last year, I consider it a victory. Same with Olshansky, actually.
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Old 05-19-2009, 05:27 AM   #4
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Re: 2009-2010 Dallas Cowboys Thread - Addition by Subtraction?

yeah... 33 isnt super old though. he hasnt had a season with less than 100 tackles.

olshansky is only 28.
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Old 05-19-2009, 05:28 AM   #5
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yeah... 33 isnt super old though. he hasnt had a season with less than 100 tackles.

olshansky is only 28.
Yeah, I just meant is Olshansky plays 90% as well as Canty, I'd be happy.
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Old 05-19-2009, 05:30 AM   #6
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:10 PM   #7
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Re: 2009-2010 Dallas Cowboys Thread - Addition by Subtraction?

This thread should be called the 2009 Dallas Cowboys b/c assuming we'll be playing in the postseason therefore 2010 is a luxury we can no longer take for granted.
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:14 PM   #8
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Any thoughts on the Razorback offense? It's looking like Patrick Crayton playing QB, Felix playing the option back position, and Romo slotting out as a WR. Can't fail, obv.
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:23 PM   #9
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This thread should be called the 2009 Dallas Cowboys b/c assuming we'll be playing in the postseason therefore 2010 is a luxury we can no longer take for granted.
Meh. 2010 is uncapped. Do you have any idea how much money we're gonna spend that year?
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:26 PM   #10
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Meh. 2010 is uncapped. Do you have any idea how much money we're gonna spend that year?
wow, that's gonna be insane

I always thought Canty kinda sucked, or at least sucked for his size.
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:28 PM   #11
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wow, that's gonna be insane

I always thought Canty kinda sucked, or at least sucked for his size.
He's a solid player. Him and Spears are remarkably unremarkable, but they don't make huge mistakes, which earns you 8 figures in the NFL apparently.
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:52 PM   #12
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Meh. 2010 is uncapped. Do you have any idea how much money we're gonna spend that year?
great then I'll have to hate my own team the way I hate the Yankees
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:56 PM   #13
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Old 06-11-2009, 07:05 PM   #14
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Re: 2009-2010 Dallas Cowboys Thread - Addition by Subtraction?

olshanksy might be an upgrade over canty. they are pretty similar players, but igor is ****ing beastly strong
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:02 PM   #15
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great then I'll have to hate my own team the way I hate the Yankees
No you won't. You'll love it, just like Yankees fans do.
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Old 06-11-2009, 09:51 PM   #16
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Re: Dallas Cowboys 09 Thread - Addition by Subtraction?





Fear the skins D this year!! Seriously, it'll be interesting to see who has a better D between Washington and Dallas, which both had good defenses last year. Haynesworth, Orakpo, and Carter I cannot wait to see.

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Old 06-11-2009, 09:53 PM   #17
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Re: Dallas Cowboys 09 Thread - Addition by Subtraction?

The Cowboys will never be competitive in a salary capped league with a clown like Jerry Jones as GM. Same with the Skins.
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Old 06-11-2009, 09:57 PM   #18
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The Cowboys will never be competitive in a salary capped league with a clown like Jerry Jones as GM. Same with the Skins.
Hard to argue with that. The skins need to hire a real GM and get rid off that ass clown Vinny Cerato. I don't know why the whole league doesn't start taking cues from what New England does every year.


I found Romo's facebook page.

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Old 06-11-2009, 10:44 PM   #19
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Re: Dallas Cowboys 09 Thread - Addition by Subtraction?

Lol at the other tab in your browser, "how not to suck".
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Old 06-12-2009, 12:16 AM   #20
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Re: Dallas Cowboys 09 Thread - Addition by Subtraction?

After watching the Giants playoff game on NFL Network I am more convinced than ever that Romo takes too much grief. My God, Patrick Crayton is a useless pile of heaping crap.
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The Cowboys will never be competitive in a salary capped league with a clown like Jerry Jones as GM. Same with the Skins.
Yeah, I kind of had high hopes until last year. I sort of felt like Jones might be working in the right direction(in comparison anyway), then we signed Pacman, etc.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys 09 Thread - Addition by Subtraction?

that Romo page is great, but must have taken forever
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Old 06-12-2009, 09:39 PM   #23
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razorback O will be a nice wrinkle... not sure if i would want romo lined up as a WR though
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Old 06-19-2009, 05:12 AM   #24
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Re: Dallas Cowboys 09 Thread - Addition by Subtraction?



you think Romo was envious?
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Old 06-22-2009, 01:15 AM   #25
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-uXM...layer_embedded

Really long Martellus Bennett clip with him showing off the new stadium.

Look at that damn jumbotron. That's the sickest thing I've ever seen..lol

Also, lol @ him mocking Chinese people. That guy is a freaking cartoon character.
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