ultimate troll opportunity:
I'm at the ymca. 10 feet from the front steps is the annual relay for life, cancer fundraiser walk.
Travis Benjamin is at a booth until 9pm signing autographs...
I considered the following:
asking him if since he already had his yearly test if he wants to walk across the street and hit my joint.
asking him to sign, "lol 2+2 browns single season thread"
asking him to sign, "dear wiper, just say no, travis benjamin"
getting a pic with him and doing the universal *holding and smoking an air-joint* pose
alas, when I texted my brother about the monumental task of properly choosing the correct trolling option, he replied, "dude, not at the cancer walk".
my mom beat breast cancer this year and my aunt is hanging on weeks longer than the doctors thought with a malignant brain tumor.
kinda took the wind out of my troll sails.