White going to IR per Rotoworld. NDfan can't catch a break. Doctson might go too if he can't get right.
Ya, I fully expected both those guys to be players who could produce later for me with high ceiling. I'm not really worried about Doctson, I wasn't expecting much this season from him. But I was def hoping White could contribute this year. On the plus side, he is among the top 15 top targeted receivers thru 4 weeks, so there's that.
Luckily AP got hurt, and Crabtree has been great. So I can't really complain.
Hope none of you guys got too messed up by Matthew. Up here in the greatest country in the world it's Thanksgiving Sunday. Our polar bears are getting extra portions of turkey and our beavers are allowed to join us at the table today. From the most low down strippers in Montreal to the classiest bitches in Toronto, eri'one gonna get their turkey on today.
In our league we've got a few matchups worth highlighting:
2-2 Mortal Lock vs 2-2 Commish
Commish is learning that if you trade for Latavius Murray, you gonna get hurt. Minus Cam and with DeAngelo now relegated to massaging Le'Veon's nuts, all of a sudden Razor's team looks pretty beatable starting Garcon and Stills. On the plus side Razor has finally realized that Jesse James is not a real NFL player, and has big Bennett in. The Mortal Lock is looking at the potential of a respectable 3-2 start which keeps him well in line to win it all as I predicted. 1-3 Jets Suck vs 1-3 Fry
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you puked inside a ziplock bag of fresh pig feces and then left it in the hot Phoenix sun? No, just me? This matchup is basically that in fantasy football form. Fry currently has Nelson and Matthews on his bench thanks to a good offseason of coaching from Kuta. "If you aren't first, finish last". Meanwhile Jets Suck is fielding a team so old (Victor Cruz being the second YOUNGEST starter) that his whole team gets the extra 15% off at Applebees. 4-0 The Undefeated One vs 2-2 Willow
Like NDfan who somehow manages to summon 2/3's of an erection on Friday night's with the Mrs, My team of broken old miscreants is somehow still winning every week. This is one of those days where I could use the ol' 6 INT's from Fitzmagic to propel me to 5-0. I probably won't be able to stand the shame of losing to a Sproles/Fozzy backfield, so if you don't hear from me Tuesday I've numbed myself with whiskey and the tender loving of a hitch-hiking vagrant
Fry kept Diggs in and benched Nelson/Matthews. First warning? Obv we want the league to stay great, and it helps when stuff like that doesn't happen. I actually think commish should be able to sub them in.
On a serious note sterfry if you don't want to be in this league anymore give your team up to one of the guys waiting to get in please. Don't ruin the league for the rest of us.