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I keep trying to prank NDFan asking him to trade me Josh Gordon.

The frustrating part is he keeps turning down my offers. Offered him Allen Robinson weeks back as a gag, and when he was gonna say yes my plan was to say "HAHAHA IN YOUR DREAMS!"

Did it again last night thinking surely this time he'd say yes and surely this time I could say "ok I'll offer you a pile of fresh feces!!!!"

He turned me down again!

I literally cannot get this joke to work no matter how hard I try. Frustrating!

lol, fwiw I was wondering why you wanted him, I figured maybe Bluff was pushing for it or something.

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09-16-2018 , 10:57 AM

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rafiki

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Yes, you are allowed to play who you want as long as they are active. Your also allowed to NOT take Rafiki seriously, lol.

Did we settle on that? I think we've been stricter than that on tanking.

We have to be very careful here, because an active backup QB is gonna get 0...

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09-16-2018 , 11:05 AM

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movieman2g

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I’ll put in whoever at my WR3, but like what are we basing who you’re allowed and not allowed to play on is important. Matthews is projected (lolyahoo for sure) better than ginn, Pettis, and Nelson for that matter.

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09-16-2018 , 11:17 AM

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Did we settle on that? I think we've been stricter than that on tanking.

We have to be very careful here, because an active backup QB is gonna get 0...

No Rafiki, you cant come into the thread and coach teams on who they should or shouldn't play. This should be obvious.

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09-16-2018 , 11:56 AM

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waterwolves

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omg would you guys stop I'm to drunk for this ****...….

Also

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09-16-2018 , 11:59 AM

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No Rafiki, you cant come into the thread and coach teams on who they should or shouldn't play. This should be obvious.

We've done it before with tankers...

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09-16-2018 , 12:05 PM

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Ok so let me get this strait. Teams who appear to not have a chance at winning this year, must not only start an active roster. They also must meet Rafikis standards. Rafikis, were talking about Rafiki. Not projections, not rankings, we are talking Rafiki. Not even managers who have won, anything. No, Rafiki is the standard.

L
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09-16-2018 , 12:32 PM

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I'd rather very early on that everyone try to win with their roster, every week. Because the erosion of that makes for a bad league.

We had this not too long ago with people starting the lowest possible D's and K's in tank situations. We had several pages on it back then.

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09-16-2018 , 12:38 PM

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Your talking about a marginal decision between low tiered WRs, relax dude.

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09-16-2018 , 12:41 PM

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waterwolves

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It would actually be good for the league if MM got the 1.01.

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09-16-2018 , 12:51 PM

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Your talking about a marginal decision between low tiered WRs, relax dude.

Rishard Matthews is gateway tanking. You take a couple of hits early on. Feels good. So you get a little bolder and you start playing Equanimeous St. Brown. Mmmm feels nice. So then you really go off the rails and you turn down trades of Josh Gordon for Allen Robinson. And that, you never come back from.

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09-16-2018 , 12:54 PM

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lol

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09-16-2018 , 12:59 PM

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NDfan

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Lol

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09-16-2018 , 01:11 PM

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rafiki

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We're basically trying to keep young Movieman from having to suck dick for fantasy buy ins

Movieman, do you want to be dealing cards in some dingy L.A. poker room making $9/h, praying maybe Kuta shows up and pays you $500 to come back to his place to cuckhold him in front of his wife? That's what starting Rishard Matthews means when it's not tanking. That's how bad that makes you.

I'm literally trying to keep dicks out of your mouth, and dollars in your pocket. Work with me buddy.

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09-16-2018 , 01:18 PM

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Would never happen.

Not paying a dime over $300.

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09-16-2018 , 01:19 PM

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Would never happen.

Not paying a dime over $300.

Damn that may be the biggest movieman diss of all.

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09-16-2018 , 01:22 PM

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LOL OMG

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09-16-2018 , 01:54 PM

#10644

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RAF!

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09-16-2018 , 02:02 PM

#10645

movieman2g

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Wait so I get to bang kutas wife and get $300 and piss off rafiki? Where’s the downside

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09-16-2018 , 02:36 PM

#10646

steerboy

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Wow.

This is master level trashtalk. You've woven a tapestry of offensive ****.

It's like those Russian nesting dolls; Dissing Kuta's manhood at the centre, nested inside unnecessary indignant interference, packaged up on the outside with what appears to be insencere advice to a newcomer.

Bowing down to you.

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09-16-2018 , 02:40 PM

#10647

waterwolves

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LOL this league is amazing.

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09-16-2018 , 05:39 PM

#10648

rafiki

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Is Royce Freeman is an obese fraud?

Release the Lindsay!

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09-16-2018 , 05:46 PM

#10649

waterwolves

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peak Lindsey.

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09-16-2018 , 05:51 PM

#10650

rafiki

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Btw guys I for one am SHOCKED that Rishard Matthews finished with 2 catches for 8 yards. This was not something anyone could predict.

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