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03-02-2011 , 07:49 AM
King Of The Road

Have what it takes to be RPM Poker's King of the Road? Try your luck and find out whether you're a legend, or just another loser on the Wall of Shame.

If you play 75,000 hands of real money - any stakes, any game - on RPM Poker, along with 200 tournaments, which includes SnGs and MTTs - any stakes, any game - you'll earn the title of King of the Road. All players attempting this challenge must submit a picture of themselves to RPM Poker before starting.

Challenge Winners Get:

- A spot on the RPM Poker King of the Road Hall of Fame with an oversized, photoshopped crown.
- RPM Poker's custom King of the Road accolade
- $200 Real Money Cash Prize paid directly to your account
- $500 in Bonus Cash added to your account
- 1 Free entry to the $50,000 Guaranteed ($109 value)
- 1 Free $50 coinflip against RPM Poker.
- A personalized poem from RPM Poker about your screen name.

If you attempt and lose, you get:

- A spot on the RPM Poker Hall of Shame. Your picture will be posted, and we will add a very large fake mustache to your face. If you already have a mustache, we will photoshop you into a bear suit instead. If you send us a picture of yourself in a bear suit and a mustache, we'll photoshop you on top of Mount Everest. If you send us a real picture of yourself in a bear suit, mustache, on top of Mount Everest, you'll be automatically banned from RPM Poker, no questions asked, no appeals allowed. Your funds will be confiscated and donated to a charity of our choice.
- A generous $10 bonus that clears at a rate of $1 per $250 raked. This bonus will not expire your other bonuses, but it will drive you crazy every time you look at it.
- A one day ban from RPM Poker on the first day of the following month.
- RPM Support staff will be instructed to address you by any name except for your screen name and real name.
- A personal poem from RPM Poker outlining your failure.





haha I want to play here just for the hilarity of this



Sorry if this has been posted already!
03-02-2011 , 08:01 AM
Wow, words can't describe how awesome that is.

I LOLed. Quite a bit.
03-02-2011 , 12:52 PM
The humour of this promotion is definately one of the reasons I'm trying it. Probably the same for others

Also yes it was posted (in an easy to find sticky ).
03-02-2011 , 09:30 PM
In OP's (and my) defence, this was originally posted in the Zoo, and subsequently moved here.
04-07-2011 , 06:39 AM
thats classic. I actually have so much motivation to be a "king of the road". Thinking about moving my whole roll to RPM.
04-19-2011 , 06:51 PM
wow best promo ever?
04-19-2011 , 06:58 PM
Get er done. Only 4 have!
04-20-2011 , 12:35 AM
What is the time frame for this?
04-20-2011 , 02:49 AM
lol is this for real ? how many tables can be played at once at merge? maybe i'll take a shot on .01/.02 challenge haha :P
04-20-2011 , 10:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by W.A.Rebel
lol is this for real ? how many tables can be played at once at merge? maybe i'll take a shot on .01/.02 challenge haha :P
Its a RPM promo and not Merge AFAIK so its only available on the RPM skin.
04-20-2011 , 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marcusahle
What is the time frame for this?
30 days...and I'm PROUD to be 1/4!!!!!

Last edited by reddragon1; 04-20-2011 at 11:24 AM. Reason: Thinly veiled BRAAAAAAG!
04-20-2011 , 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by W.A.Rebel
lol is this for real ? how many tables can be played at once at merge? maybe i'll take a shot on .01/.02 challenge haha :P
You can play 18 tables at once.
04-22-2011 , 05:11 PM
This is hilarious! I was wondering why there is some dude with a mustache and crown in a bear costume is on the front page. I understand now lol

      
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