Quite off-topic, but this 1.f3 2.Kf2 reminded me of something.
Me and my friend were playing in this open tournament once, and one evening they had this blitz tournament. Me and my friend decided to play, but we showed up after having several beers each (not really nice behaviour I guess, but it was quite a small tournament where everyone knows everybody so not a big deal).
We were seeded 1 and 2, and there was a quite big difference of playing level between us and the field, so my friend came up with this genius idea. As we were seeded 1 and 2nd, we would switch colors every round, that is first I play white he plays black, 2nd round I play black he plays white and so on, until some point. So his idea was that during every game we have to repeat the 3 first moves made by one of us in a previous game. An example: I play white in the first round, and I play 1. b4 2. a3 3. c3. My friend has to play these 3 moves no matter what in his second round game when he has white! I of course have to play what he had played with black, no matter what my opponent does.. After the second round we start all over again, as we can't continue with this system cause we would just have to repeat the moves.
I can tell you one thing - playing against 1600s and so on was never so much fun like that time. We both won first 2 rounds quite convincingly, but in the 3rd round my friend came up with this "setup" with black: 1.. d6 2.. Qd7 3.. Qe6. In my fourth round game when I had to play black against this 1900, the game went like this: 1. c4 d6 2. Nc3 Qd7 3. e4 Qe6 4. g3 Qd7 5. Bh3 Qd8 6. Bxc8 Qxc8, with a perfectly playable position!
Pity that we had to play each other in round 5 and started to play normally afterwards.. We both had 4/4 though