The one from today:
as usual I butchered the opening and have a very unpleasant position. I haven't checked with any engines, but during the game I was not too pleased. Sooooooooooo, it is time to set up a TARP!
1.. Nf6 2. Nxf5 (om nom nom nom, as expected)
Bxf5 3. Rxf5 (Qxf5 was best, but black should be fine there I think after Qxb2)
Ng4 surpriseeeeeeeeeeee. After Rxe3 white has Rxf6, but he missed Ng4 after which it's already pretty much 0-1.
game continued
4. a3 Qd6 (wins by force I think, Ne3 was also possible but it leads to some ending with only a pawn up so meh)
5. Rh5 Ne3 6. Qb3+ (oh noes he saves an exchange!)
Kh8 7. Rd2 Rf8 8. Rf2 Qg6 white resigns because of Qxg2 Rxg2 Rf1 mate threat.