A friend of mine was playing Igor Ivanov in Bermuda, and Igor was so inebriated that he fell asleep during the game. My friend woke him up, and went on to lose.
Hey, I suck at chess. I'd like to be better. Enjoy working on tactics online, but my strategy is pretty clueless - please recommend me some books. I'd like something on openings - no desire to memorise a bunch of different lines but it would be good to avoid being lost within 10 moves so often. Outside of openings have little idea about stuff like which side to castle on, when to trade and when not to trade pieces, when to push pawns etc. I know it's generally good to develop bishops but I have trouble working out when I'd want to fianchetto and when I want to push it to b5, how to identify my opponent's weakness, how to identify what my opponent wants to achieve & the best way to stop it and so on. So a couple of books or youtube series that could me thinking the right way would be great too.
Dan Heisman's series Novice Nook I found quite good. If you wanna put time in I'd recommend Comprehensive Chess Course, both volumes. Logical Chess: Move by Move also good. Silman's Complete Endgame Course also a must read.
I'm not sure if I'm going to like the new 'Quick game' (autopairing) feature on lichess. Fortunately, it has the 5+3 and 15+15 time controls, I hope there's enough traffic in these pools.
Yup. Did you look that up or work it out yourself? It would take me a loooooong time to spot it, but then again I suck. Topalov found it today in about five minutes.