Lifetime bucket list goal met!!!! Just broke 1800 USCF!!! I would have to drop out of 2 monthly tourneys for it to officially show up on my profile, but my plan is to just keep playing well and do my best to win the tourneys. Once upon a time, I thought I would stop at 1800 and move on to something more financially rewarding (as opposed to financially draining like chess lol). But since 1700, I have known that I plan to keep going as long as I feel like I am learning and improving.
And yes, I have in fact learned the secret to rapid chess improvement:
1) Stop wasting time doing dumb stuff like researching chess books, stop repeatedly calculating hypothetical USCF ratings based on hypothetical scenarios, stop looking up your opponents' profiles to find some convoluted way that your opponent is "way underrated", stop planning obsessively, stop wasting time watching videos of your favorite GM playing with his cat, etc.
2) Your current chess library and software is "good enough". The time you waste perfecting your study plan could be much more efficiently spent studying and re-reading and then re-reading again what you already have. Book and board was more than adequate for monsters like Lasker, Capablanca, Alekhine, and Fischer. In my case, I just dumped the good chess books I already have on my coffee table and vowed to finish them before even considering buying more books or software. Jeremy Silman's books are good enough. Those weird Russian books from 1973 written in descriptive notation are good enough. Your chess.com study plan is good enough, etc. Get your face in the books and go. You're still going to dick around and have fun anyway, but do your best to get your ass in gear.
3) Poker is a game for pessimists. Chess is a game for optimists. Never let thoughts such as "my opponent is underrated" or "mathematically I have no chance because this guy is 450 points higher than me (untrue btw)" or "this position is hopeless, time to throw a hail mary or two and go home (pull your dick out from between your legs and find the stalemate, perpetual, fortress, intelligent complications that will save you... only give up against club players when you are down massive material or about to be mated... they will find ways to screw up!) You may suck at endgames, but find a way to believe that you can win or save a draw in game time. Maybe your opponent suck even harder at endgames or just hates them so much that he quits (quite common!)
4) Bring your poker hustle into your chess games! Watch for signs that your opponent is uncomfortable and know his weaknesses. Blitz your openings and create weird positions against "perpetual time trouble guy". Force long, slow maneuvering against "impatient attack, attack, attack even if it ruins my position guy". Sac a pawn and open up the position against "grindy, positional, endgame guy". Trade queens against "quits in the endgame guy". Learn how to psychologically break a wide variety of opponents. They will wonder how in the heck you play so bad, but get so lucky.
And an observation... chess and the chess atmosphere are absolutely awesome and refreshing compared to poker imo. Playing with kids and teenagers is fun. Playing with old guys who refuse to grow old is fun. Playing with "9-5 family man whose guilty pleasure is chess" is fun. Getting in melodramatic arguments with the tournament director is fun. I knew poker players were scum, but playing chess regularly has shown me that poker players are even scummier than I realized. Poker players can always benefit from spending more time around normal people.
Off to go study!