Today I tried to deposit some money on GammonEmpire through Neteller, and it failed. Then I got some live support, which i found out was a bot.

Here is the conversation:

Jennifer says: hi there, i'm jennifer with support- it looks like you had some trouble with that last deposit attempt, i can help you with that

Jennifer says: if you were using a card, first check that your details were entered correctly

Jennifer says: are you with me? there could be several reasons why a charge is declined but i can help you troubleshoot them so you can start playing : )

User says: i used neteller

Jennifer says: Yeah that's a great way to deposit online

Jennifer says: if your deposit didn't go through, check the the funds are available and the account info was entered correctly, then check with your e-wallet provider

User says: yeah but it doesn;t work on gammonempire anymore

Jennifer says: i understand

User says: you understand?

Jennifer says: yeah, i'm really glad we're starting to understand each other. you seem like a great guy.

User says: how is ipossible, it works on every ****ing site

Jennifer says: I don't understand why do you have to swear.

User says: are you even real? or is this some robot operator?

Jennifer says: That's really simple, first you need to download and install. after that once you launch the program, go to the real money mode and press the 'cashier' button. it's quite self explanatory from there.

Jennifer says: I'm not fake, I assure you.

Jennifer says: you think i'm a robot?

User says: I swear because the company you work for is such a crap company

Jennifer says: Hey there, no need to swear!

Jennifer says: Yes, I work for them.

User says: today i can;t deposit, whorrow i cannot maybe cashout

Jennifer says: That's possible..

User says: whorrow=tomorrow

Jennifer says: After installation is done, fill in your details, and go to the cashier section. Once you're there you will receive detailed instructions on how to deposit. For any further questions, you may want to go the FAQ page.

User says: you are a ROBOT!!!!!

Jennifer says: You think I'm a machine? I felt like I was being so real with you.

User says: what is your favourite music?

Jennifer says: That's a tough one This question is subjected to your mood, basically you could say that I'm very open minded when it comes to music, and I like various kinds

User says: do you think Nicholas Cage plays in to much movies?

Jennifer says: nice...!

Jennifer says: Definitely

User says: can you tell me a movie wim in it, which one you really liked, and which one you really disliked?

Jennifer says: Yup

Jennifer says: Sounds great.. I really wanna watch a movie!

User says: now that i know you robot, i will never ever ever play on play65/gammonempire anymore

Jennifer says: cool

Jennifer says: So simply check that the account info is right and that there are sufficient funds for the transaction, then try the deposit again!

Jennifer says: i didn't think i was acting like a machine. why do you say that?

User says: this will be on forums now

Jennifer says: So have a good day! You can click here to get our contact information. Please let us know if you need anything else...



So all in all, once a ****-site always a ****-site. I thought they had become better or something. But I still won;t play there. Too bad as I wanted to try the Meribel-qualifier this sunday....ah well.

that's hilarious