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11-01-2013 , 11:53 PM
There is plenty of evidence in human history that we cared for the weak.
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11-02-2013 , 12:51 PM
If we give poker winnings to the Church, would they be horrified to know they are being funded by Satan's money?
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11-03-2013 , 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by All-In Flynn
You forgot the most Satanic game of all, OP:

Spoiler:
You're just peeved about the patrol boat.
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11-04-2013 , 05:45 AM
The irony is that this whole conversation just helps perpetuate the idea that Satan exists whether he does or not, Christianity is freerolling this thread.
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11-04-2013 , 07:16 AM
I know ive been convinced.
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11-04-2013 , 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Mightyboosh
The irony is that this whole conversation just helps perpetuate the idea that Satan exists whether he does or not, Christianity is freerolling this thread.
Nono. You don't have to believe in Satan to be a Satanist. Besides, Satan is to religion what Dracula is to fiction anyway. He pops up all over the place.

Personally I think it is because he is a good character, in the narrative sense that is. Most of the biblical characters are a bit bland, with David and Satan as honorable exceptions. David, however, is invariably tied to Abrahamic religion whereas Satan's narrative is more universal.
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11-04-2013 , 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Mightyboosh
The irony is that this whole conversation just helps perpetuate the idea that Satan exists whether he does or not, Christianity is freerolling this thread.
1. It's not just Christianity that believes in a evil force, aka "Satan"
2. Most Christians already believe they're freerolling life so this thread changes nothing for them
3. I (and I think many others) just view this thread as one huge level, so who cares
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11-04-2013 , 06:50 PM
Both Chip Reese and Doyle Brunson were/are avowed Christians, just to name
a few.

So much for the original poster's trolling...
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11-05-2013 , 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by tame_deuces
Nono. You don't have to believe in Satan to be a Satanist. Besides, Satan is to religion what Dracula is to fiction anyway. He pops up all over the place.

Personally I think it is because he is a good character, in the narrative sense that is. Most of the biblical characters are a bit bland, with David and Satan as honorable exceptions. David, however, is invariably tied to Abrahamic religion whereas Satan's narrative is more universal.
It all helps perpetuate the Christian meme.

Ever heard of Elathan? That's because no one talks about him anymore.
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11-05-2013 , 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Kurn, son of Mogh
1. It's not just Christianity that believes in a evil force, aka "Satan"
2. Most Christians already believe they're freerolling life so this thread changes nothing for them
3. I (and I think many others) just view this thread as one huge level, so who cares
Missing my point.
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11-05-2013 , 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mightyboosh
It all helps perpetuate the Christian meme.

Ever heard of Elathan? That's because no one talks about him anymore.
Zeus.
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11-05-2013 , 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by batair
Zeus.
Not really the same, Zeus is part of history because the Greeks were significant and still discussed, still taught about. It's possible Satan will be discussed in the same manner in 1500 years after having first faded into obscurity but at the moment he's part of a current and influential religious meme and discussing him helps perpetuate that meme.
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11-05-2013 , 08:02 AM
No.
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11-10-2013 , 06:32 AM
op your op was kinda gay.

just saying
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11-10-2013 , 06:33 AM
oh and mightyboosh, we all know you've read the god delusion, but do you have to use the word meme in every post?
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11-11-2013 , 09:09 AM
i'm convinced. where do i sign up for my goat?
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11-11-2013 , 09:13 AM
Yoda would have crushed poker
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11-11-2013 , 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by batair
Zeus.
The other point with this of course is that just because something IS talked about doesn't mean that people will believe it, Zeus being an example. But it's hard to believe in something that no one ever discusses, right? Because it gets forgotten.

So, like I said, Christianity is freerolling this thread.
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11-11-2013 , 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by bob_124
Yoda would have crushed poker
Not live, that guy has serious tells. His ears twitch when he has it.
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11-11-2013 , 10:27 AM
Yoda > (any) God
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11-11-2013 , 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mightyboosh
The other point with this of course is that just because something IS talked about doesn't mean that people will believe it, Zeus being an example. But it's hard to believe in something that no one ever discusses, right? Because it gets forgotten.

So, like I said, Christianity is freerolling this thread.
No.
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11-11-2013 , 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by batair
No.
No.
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11-11-2013 , 02:04 PM
The other day my niece said that she thought Barcelona the capital of Spain. I told her that Madrid, not Barcelona, is not the capital of Spain. How we laughed when she pointed out that - by the mere fact I was talking about her error - I was implicitly perpetuating the idea that Barcelona is the capital of Spain.

Damn it, now I've just perpetuated that idea to the whole of RGT. "Barcelona is the capital of Spain" is really freerolling this thread now.
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11-11-2013 , 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mightyboosh
No.
Ya ever see the south park episodes with Satan. Or the Church lady on SNL. Content seems to be lost in your obsession.

Dont talk about it at all! It will go away.


Can i listen to music with Satan in the lyrics? There are a lot of songs i like and would miss if i couldn't.

Last edited by batair; 11-11-2013 at 02:14 PM.
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11-11-2013 , 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by zumby
The other day my niece said that she thought Barcelona the capital of Spain. I told her that Madrid, not Barcelona, is not the capital of Spain. How we laughed when she pointed out that - by the mere fact I was talking about her error - I was implicitly perpetuating the idea that Barcelona is the capital of Spain.

Damn it, now I've just perpetuated that idea to the whole of RGT. "Barcelona is the capital of Spain" is really freerolling this thread now.
Inshallah

Spoiler:
Let's get this ball freerollin
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