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07-17-2012 , 05:53 PM
Get an abortion. While it is still legal.
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07-19-2012 , 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by asdfasdf32
Go to Catholic mass and take, but do not eat, the consecrated communion wafer. Try not to get caught as most Catholics will not take this lightly.

*Bonus points for wearing a mini-cam and posting on Youtube

**Double bonus points for doing this multiple times, gathering a bunch of consecrated crackers and building yourself a Jesus voodoo doll.
best one yet, also best avatar asdfaspf32
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07-19-2012 , 08:44 PM
Corrupt a cloister full of young nuns in every way.
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07-20-2012 , 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Rok2p2
Corrupt a cloister full of young nuns in every way.
This is kind of tough since there are like 8 young nuns in America currently. And needless to say you can't find them in one cloister.
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07-20-2012 , 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by wutangpoker
WRT the Eucharist, doesn't it seem like eating the communion wafer/ wine is the blasphemous thing to do? I mean, if you honestly believe that they're turning into your god, isn't it kinda messed up to eat them?
I remember one time about 5 years ago I went to my friend's family reunion party... They are very religious Christian (Phillipeanos) and they get a priest to come to their house everytime they have one. There's also a pig roast everytime so that's basically why I go.

Anyway, the priest finishes doing his thing and people are lining up to eat the Jesus crackers. I am Jewish (by birth) so I sorta post up in the corner and try to lay low. My friend's mom spots me and basically physically shoves me into line, I try to politely decline and she just smiles and pushes me. Anyway I go up and smile and he puts the cracker in my mouth, I eat the cracker, and it felt way more blasphemous than not eating the cracker. Everyone knows the Jews killed Jesus and now I also ate him...
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07-20-2012 , 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jon_midas
I remember one time about 5 years ago I went to my friend's family reunion party... They are very religious Christian (Phillipeanos) and they get a priest to come to their house everytime they have one. There's also a pig roast everytime so that's basically why I go.

Anyway, the priest finishes doing his thing and people are lining up to eat the Jesus crackers. I am Jewish (by birth) so I sorta post up in the corner and try to lay low. My friend's mom spots me and basically physically shoves me into line, I try to politely decline and she just smiles and pushes me. Anyway I go up and smile and he puts the cracker in my mouth, I eat the cracker, and it felt way more blasphemous than not eating the cracker. Everyone knows the Jews killed Jesus and now I also ate him...
LOL. i laughed..thanks for this..


asdf though...you. are MONSTER, my friend.

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07-20-2012 , 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by EnlightenedRaise
asdf though...you. are MONSTER, my friend.

Just a healthy disregard for sanctimonious folly.
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07-20-2012 , 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by asdfasdf32
Just a healthy disregard for sanctimonious folly.
mighty healthy, indeed. lol
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07-20-2012 , 02:26 PM
You could do a mock satanic ritual in the middle of Mass, church would become instantly desecrated,
people would have to go out and church wouldn't be usable until they did a Restoration Mass, or something similar to reconsecrate it.

It's hard, asdf set the bar so high.

I've got another one, apply for a job as an executioner.
Some would consider it blasphemous...
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07-20-2012 , 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by asdfasdf32
Go to Catholic mass and take, but do not eat, the consecrated communion wafer. Try not to get caught as most Catholics will not take this lightly.

*Bonus points for wearing a mini-cam and posting on Youtube

**Double bonus points for doing this multiple times, gathering a bunch of consecrated crackers and building yourself a Jesus voodoo doll.
lol..I always do this at funerals and weddings. At the after party, nobody really seamed offended at it. Ill usually do something funny with it. Once I forgot, brought it home and fed to my roommates fish...
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07-20-2012 , 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by jon_midas
Everyone knows the Jews killed Jesus and now I also ate him...
Thanks. I just spewed a drink of VO and Coke all over my laptop! I think that is one of the wittiest comments I've read in this forum. Other than mine.
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07-20-2012 , 09:53 PM
The "Apostles of the Lamb" did eat Yeshua's flesh and drink his blood.
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07-20-2012 , 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by mangler241
The "Apostles of the Lamb" did eat Yeshua's flesh and drink his blood.
Literally? When?
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07-20-2012 , 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by RoundGuy
Literally? When?
Obviously, not literally; just as the "temple" Yeshua spoke of in Jn 2:19 wasn't a building made of stone. The "Eucharistic elements" of Roman Catholicism refer to a different "body" and a different "blood" altogether. The literal is often simply clothing for the spiritual.
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07-20-2012 , 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by mangler241
The "Apostles of the Lamb" did eat Yeshua's flesh and drink his blood.
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Originally Posted by mangler241
Obviously, not literally

Ok. So, your first post is bull-****. Just making sure.
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07-20-2012 , 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by RoundGuy
Ok. So, your first post is bull-****. Just making sure.
Tell me, who first brought up the topic of "transubstantiation" ITT ?

Just so you wouldn't be left out in the dark, the Apostles of the Lamb really did eat the flesh of Yeshua and drink his blood.
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07-20-2012 , 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by mangler241
The "Apostles of the Lamb" did eat Yeshua's flesh and drink his blood.
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Originally Posted by mangler241
Obviously, not literally
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Originally Posted by mangler241
the Apostles of the Lamb really did eat the flesh of Yeshua and drink his blood.
Look, this isn't hard. Either someone, LITERALLY, ate the body and drank the blood of Yeshua, or they didn't.

Yes, or no?

If yes, I want to know who, when, and how.

If no, then this is all just spiritual masturbation.
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07-20-2012 , 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by RoundGuy
Look, this isn't hard. Either someone, LITERALLY, ate the body and drank the blood of Yeshua, or they didn't.

Yes, or no?

If yes, I want to know who, when, and how.

If no, then this is all just spiritual masturbation.
Was the "temple" raised in three days? You'll likely answer in the same way.
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07-20-2012 , 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by mangler241
Was the "temple" raised in three days? You'll likely answer in the same way.
No, not literally. So, can we just come to the conclusion that this is all just spiritual masturbation that makes you feel good, about something?
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07-20-2012 , 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by RoundGuy
No, not literally. So, can we just come to the conclusion that this is all just spiritual masturbation that makes you feel good, about something?
No, what is at stake is that the "Eucharistic elements" of Roman Catholicism is not the "real flesh and blood" of Yeshua HaMashiach. If there is a false claim concerning "flesh and blood", I can claim something that Yeshua himself said to his talmidim = "disciples" about his own "flesh and blood".
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07-20-2012 , 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mangler241
No, what is at stake is that the "Eucharistic elements" of Roman Catholicism is not the "real flesh and blood" of Yeshua HaMashiach. If there is a false claim concerning "flesh and blood", I can claim something that Yeshua himself said to his talmidim = "disciples" about his own "flesh and blood".
Look, I've never liked riddles. They've always seemed to be a cop-out to me.

Say what you mean, and mean what you say -- in the most logical, concise, understandable way. Anything else is just random bull-****.

You say "[someone] ate the flesh and blood of Yeshua". But, not really.

So, would you like to say what you mean?
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07-21-2012 , 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by RoundGuy
Look, I've never liked riddles. They've always seemed to be a cop-out to me.

Say what you mean, and mean what you say -- in the most logical, concise, understandable way. Anything else is just random bull-****.

You say "[someone] ate the flesh and blood of Yeshua". But, not really.

So, would you like to say what you mean?
This goes back to what Yeshua said about his own "flesh and blood" since there are these common unspiritual claims. Didn't Yeshua use parables and also not speak directly? Maybe there are good reasons for this. The popular meaning is that Yeshua gave up his physical life/body as a pure offering for the sins of humanity and his blood atones for all these sins.

Yeshua was saying to the Jews ( when he was alive ) that he was the "Torah in flesh" and "his blood" represented a new covenant ( through the Ruach HaKodesh ): ( a good explanation comes from http://www.yashanet.com/studies/revs..._and_torah.htm ; I've bolded some key points):

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In Hebraic thinking, when one accepts the teachings of Torah, it is said to "become a person's flesh and blood." Therefore, to fully accept the teachings of Yeshua, is to partake of His "flesh and blood" - which is the Torah.

As Yeshua Himself said:

John 6:51-59 - I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world. The Jews therefore strove among themselves, saying, How can this man give us his flesh to eat? Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you. Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day. For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed. He that eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, dwelleth in me, and I in him. As the living Father hath sent me, and I live by the Father: so he that eateth me, even he shall live by me. This is that bread which came down from heaven: not as your fathers did eat manna, and are dead: he that eateth of this bread shall live for ever.

Many of those following Yeshua, could not deal with this deep (kabbalistic) level of teaching and left Him. His closest disciples however understood that He meant His "flesh and blood" as being, "the words of eternal life" -- the Torah:

John 6:60-69 - These things said he in the synagogue, as he taught in Capernaum. Many therefore of his disciples, when they had heard this, said, This is an hard saying; who can hear it? When Jesus knew in himself that his disciples murmured at it, he said unto them, Doth this offend you? What and if ye shall see the Son of man ascend up where he was before? It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life. But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him. And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father. From that time many of his disciples went back, and walked no more with him. Then said Jesus unto the twelve, Will ye also go away? Then Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life. And we believe and are sure that thou art that Messiah, the Son of the living God.
When Yeshua speaks of "eating His flesh and His blood," this is refering to the Torah, as He was/is the "Torah in the flesh." The manna eaten by the Children of Israel was a physical representation of the Torah, which was what truly sustained them. (The same can be said of the water from the mysterious rock/well that followed them, which Paul associated with Messiah in 1 Corinthians 10:4.)

Yeshua, His disciples, and the prophets of old, always pointed to Torah as the path of salvation.

Matthew 19:16-17 - And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life? And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments. [Torah]

John 1: - In the beginning was the Word [Torah], and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

John 5:46 - For had ye believed Moses [Torah], ye would have believed me; for he wrote of me.

Paul directly ties Yeshua to the Torah, describing Him in the same language God did of Torah through Moses. The point Paul is making in this commonly mistranslated and misunderstood passage, is that the Torah points to the Messiah and His teaching on Torah. God did not change when Yeshua came. (Matthew 5:17-21, Romans 3:31). "Confessing Yeshua," and "believing in your heart" that He resurrected, does not simply mean that acknowledging certain historical realities brings salvation (even if done "sincerely, with all of one's heart," etc.) Even the demons know Yeshua is Lord and was resurrected. Rather, it means to accept and follow His teachings -- i.e., being "hearers and doers" of the Torah, as both Paul and "James" taught:

Romans 10:4-11 - For Messiah is the goal of the Torah to everyone who believes. For Moses writes about the righteousness which is of the Torah, "The man who does those things shall live by them." And the righteousness of faith speaks in this way, "Do not say in your heart, "Who will ascend into heaven?"' (that is, to bring Messiah down from above) or, ""Who will descend into the abyss?"' (that is, to bring Messiah up from the dead). But what does it say? "The word is near you, in your mouth and in your heart" (that is, the word of faith which we preach): that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Yeshua and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes unto righteousness, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the Scripture says, "Whoever believes on Him will not be put to shame."

Deuteronomy 30:11-16a - For this commandment which I command you today is not too mysterious for you, nor is it far off. It is not in heaven, that you should say, "Who will ascend into heaven for us and bring it to us, that we may hear it and do it?' Nor is it beyond the sea, that you should say, "Who will go over the sea for us and bring it to us, that we may hear it and do it?' But the word is very near you, in your mouth and in your heart, that you may do it. "See, I have set before you today life and good, death and evil, in that I command you today to love the LORD your God, to walk in His ways, and to keep His commandments, His statutes, and His judgments, that you may live ...

John, in his epistle, makes an explicit connection between "knowing Yeshua" and keeping Torah:

1 John 2:3-5 - And in this we know that we have known him, if his commands [Torah] we may keep; he who is saying, `I have known him,' and his command [Torah] is not keeping, a liar he is, and in him the truth is not; and whoever may keep his word [Torah], truly in him the love of God hath been perfected; in this [Torah] we know that in him we are.

John's comments (above) and all "New Testament" texts concerning "following Yeshua" must be interpreted in light of what God had already said (in what was the only "Bible" of that time as well). A good place to look at what it means to "follow Yeshua" is Psalm 119, were David makes clear how important Torah is toward salvation:

Psalm 119:1-9 - Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD. Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart. They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways. Thou hast commanded us to keep thy precepts diligently. O that my ways were directed to keep thy statutes! Then shall I not be ashamed, when I have respect unto all thy commandments. I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments. I will keep thy statutes: O forsake me not utterly. Wherewithal shall a young man cleanse his way? by taking heed thereto according to thy word.

Psalm 119:41-42 - Let thy mercies come also unto me, O LORD, even thy salvation, according to thy word. So shall I have wherewith to answer him that reproacheth me: for I trust in thy word.

Psalm 119:81 - My soul fainteth for thy salvation: but I hope in thy word.

Psalm 119:88 - Quicken me after thy lovingkindness; so shall I keep the testimony of thy mouth.

Psalm 119:92-94 - Unless thy law had been my delights, I should then have perished in mine affliction. I will never forget thy precepts: for with them thou hast quickened me. I am thine, save me: for I have sought thy precepts.

Psalm 119:174-176 - I have longed for thy salvation, O LORD; and thy law is my delight. Let my soul live, and it shall praise thee; and let thy judgments help me. I have gone astray like a lost sheep; seek thy servant; for I do not forget thy commandments.
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07-21-2012 , 12:34 AM
I read every word of your post -- black, red, blue, bold.

I hope you got off.

You've proven my point. Thanks.
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07-21-2012 , 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by RoundGuy
I read every word of your post -- black, red, blue, bold.

I hope you got off.

You've proven my point. Thanks.
Reading is not the same as understanding. This is why Roman Catholicism erroneously misunderstands eating the flesh and drinking the blood of "Jesus". Eating the flesh and drinking the blood of Yeshua HaMashiach is what counts.
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07-21-2012 , 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by mangler241
Eating the flesh and drinking the blood of Yeshua HaMashiach is what counts.
Literally? Of course not.

Say what you mean. Quit with the bull-****.
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