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Originally Posted by Claudius Galenus
Science doesn't work that way
Yes it does. You set up an experiment, perform it, and study the results.
Lets do our own experiment. I'll go to a sea, and I'll extend my arm and point my finger towards the vast water. You go stand waste deep in the water in the area I'm pointing. I'll try my hardest to use my mind, and part the water. (I promise, I'll try my hardest. I'll try really ****ing hard, as hard as I can.) We'll see if the water parts and spreads and leaves you standing on solid ground with no water around you or not.
We can also try to get a virgin pregnant. (this one sounds more fun). We'll take a virgin to church or something, like a really big ****ing church, we could even make it one of those televised churches, because we all know god does miracles in them because there's always people speaking in tounges and getting freed from their wheelchairs and all that crap. So we'll take a virgin girl, and we'll have every single person in the church prey as faithfully as they can, we'll invoke god and ask that "he" get her pregant.
Then we'll lock her up in a room or something. We'll put her in a prison type invironment and keep a close eye on her to make sure she doesn't have sex with anyone. If in 9 months she's not popping out a kid, the test has resulted in a negative. Not possible to get pregnant by god and never having sex.
Sounds pretty simple to me.