Well, I am distracted by this rush poker (I kinda like it but I'm sure it won't help my game) but I thought it was a good choice. Bunny is the cerebral type.

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Opinionated, arrogant, quiet, physically unimpressive, awkward around girls. A real standout from the poker forum crowd.

OK.... Morgan Freeman it is

I originally shunned the idea when I still bunny was a middle aged white woman.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

lol

PLUG PULLED ON RGT: THE MOVIE

If Howard got banned for cursing.... am I going to get banned for potty language in the movie...even if I block it out like th** ?

This film is rated R but I don't wanna get banned.


Also.... Howard you may have gotten banned...not for the language...but for the bad sense of humor.

I KNEW IT. this thread was one big level to get another 150 posts.....

JD i give you a little compliment about getting funnier then you go and take it to heart and try to be 'funny' in every thread...

You knew nothing...the script goes as planned.
I just want to know if i have to use ALL *@*# symbols so I can avoid getting banned.
What did you say to get banned.

I said 'ef you sea kay' but i put a couple spaces between the letters so you could read it, I just hate seeing f*$k because it takes me so long to read.... F asterix dollar sign k is annoying just like you

Scene 1 Act 2
Jib gives RIZE a look that says “shut up” and RIZE looks down.
RIZE
Sorry boss.

ZUGZ and AIF continue their standoff. JIB walks closer….slowly. Takes a piece of toast from ZUGZ plate… takes a bite. The standoff continues. JIB takes the coffee cup from in front of AIF…takes a sip.

RIZE
You want me to …

JIB raises a finger to interupt.
JIB
Do it. Kill him.

AIF and ZUGZ now look confused. (pause)
AIF
Which one of us are you talking to?

JIB
Either one. I don’t like either one of you. In fact… if I didn’t need you both… I would have already killed you both. Now…. Either you shoot him…or you stab him…. Or both of you stop acting like a couple of bi**ches.
The standoff continues. JIB waits…then takes a water glass and hurls it across the café.
JIB
NOW ! ! ! !

AIF and ZUGZ both jump but continue to stare at each other.
AIF
You first.
ZUGZ
F**k you… you drop yours first.

JIB obviously irritated sits next to AIF and motions for RIZE to sit across the table. Finally the two drop their weapons.

ACT 3

JIB
Now.... are we finished? Can we get to work?

A waitress cautiously approaches

CSMA
Can I take your order?

RIZE
(grabs a menu) Yea..... I'll have the ...

JIB kicks RIZE from under the table. He looks at CSMA deep and long...obviously enamored.

JIB
No.... we're OK. How are you doin?

CSMA
*pause* You're paying for that glass.... you know that right?

CSMA walks away and JIB continues to stare...smiles. RIZE rubs his shin. As JIB begins to talk, RIZE eats food from AIF and ZUGS plates.

JIB
Listen... no more screwing around. We've gotta move fast now...things are heating up.

ZUGZ
I want out.

AIF
I knew it....awww geez you are such a pu**y.

JIB
There is no .... "out". Not now...not ever.

ZUGZ
I'm serious... I want out.

JIB
Will you listen a second.... I've already called MAX H. There's no turning back.... you're in so shut your pie hole and do exactly what I tell you.

ZUGZ
YOU listen.... I'm not working with this Irish Mick anymore. He's a psycho and he's unsafe!

AIF
Who are you calling a Mick...you German Nazi arrogant bast**d!

JIB
Goddam**t !! Both of you shut the f**k up!

CSMA approaches. The table gets silent. She wads the bill up .... lightly tosses it at JIB.

CSMA
It's time to go boys.

JIB
We were just finishing...

CSMA (interrupts)
You go now.

The 4 get up and begin to walk out. JIB tosses a hundred dollar bill on the table and winks at CSMA.

Man, I am loving this movie! Cannot wait to know what happens next. Well done sir

Currently working on character development right now as we move to Scene 2.
Bunny can not narrate the film.... but will be actually played by Morgan Freeman

RGT: The Movie
Characters

1) Jibninjas -- BRAD PITT The cool hip guy... High up in command

2) Max H - Vincent D'Onofrio Works at the RGT as a pit boss. He wants Pletho (current floor supervisor killed)

3) rizeagainst - CHRIS PENN A hired hand...works for JIB

4) bunny - MORGAN FREEMAN

5) All in Flynn - PATRICK STEWART One of the main hit men

6) Splendour - EMILY WATSON

7) always_sunni_ - DAVID SCHWIMMER Owner of the RGT

8) Madnak - BILL MURRAY

9) SABR42 - CHI CHUNG LAM Computer genius... invented the "card stacker"

10) Vantek - GERARD BUTLER

11) Howard Grind - MATT LEBLANC Works in the casino...surfer type

12) Joey Diamonds - VINCE VAUGHN Works in the casino... bruiser type.

13) Pletho - MICHAEL RICHARDS Floor supervisor at RGT

14) Prax - SYLVIA BROWN Pit boss

15) Stu Pidasso - ANTONIO BANDERAS Card player for Team SCAM

16) Autocratic - SAMUEL L JACKSON Head of security at RGT

17) MelchyBeau - SEAN CONNERY Organizes the gang

18) Arouet - SETH ROGAN Dealer that is in on it

19) Batair - WILLIAM SHATNER (skinny version) Tourney MC

20) Zugzwang83 - ED NORTON - One of the main hit men

21) CSMA - Aishwarya Rai - Waitress.. JIBS gal and accomplice

Danzig - "Thirteen" is the opening song"

Up to Date CASTING

1) Jibninjas -- BRAD PITT

2) Max H - Vincent D'Onofrio

3) rizeagainst - CHRIS PENN

4) bunny - Morgan Freeman

5) All in Flynn - PATRICK STEWART

6) Splendour - EMILY WATSON

7) always_sunni_ - DAVID SCHWIMMER

8) fired

9) SABR42 - CHI CHUNG LAM

10) Vantek - GERARD BUTLER

11) Howard Grind - MATT LEBLANC

12) Joey Diamonds - VINCE VAUGHN

13) Pletho - MICHAEL RICHARDS

14) Prax - SYLVIA BROWN

15) Stu Pidasso - ANTONIO BANDERAS

16) Autocratic - SAMUEL L JACKSON

17) MelchyBeau - SEAN CONNERY

18) Arouet - SETH ROGAN

19) Batair - WILLIAM SHATNER (skinny version)

20) Zugzwang83 - ED NORTON

21) CSMA -Aishwarya Rai

FYI my favorite Connery move is Name of the Rose

Great movie

What about me!?! I want to be the sarcastic, major investor in the casino who is always concerned about everything that is going wrong. I could be played by John C. McGinley!

I'm sorry Deo...although the actual script goes on... I can not post it here anymore. It seems someone got their feeling hurt and cried to daddy so I'm not going to risk offending anyone. Although "personal attacks' go on every day here... when a long timer gets their feeling hurt... well... you know.. squeaky wheel gets the grease".
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The script is about 40% complete...when its' done...I'll let you know.

Does that mean I do not get to be John C. McGinley?

Hmmm.. I actually had a part for you as your avatar...but if you would prefer to be portrayed as you...I'm going to need an actual picture in order to cast you. BUT...and listen to my but.... You will be in the film as you or as your avatar.

Seriously? The mods canned this? WTF?

The mods did not can this...however I received a warning for my description of a beloved atheist that hangs out here for what this mod declared a personal attack.

Being called an idiot, moron...etc etc apparently isn't a personal attack but a post about this persons physical appearance IS a personal attack that warrants a mod warning.

The issue has been forwarded to higher powers and I feel certain that this was an isolated event and I will heed such warning.... therefore further script postings will be stopped because I don't want anyone to be offended.

The script goes on, however... names will be changed in some cases.
Amazing how sensitive some people get....yet how personal they can be at other times. "Yo momma" jokes are always funny though....right?