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01-24-2012 , 02:11 AM

housenuts

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http://www.supportatheism.com/2011/a...ent/susibocks/

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01-24-2012 , 02:17 AM

batair

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Im pretty sure all the water i have drank in my life is still not in me.

Last edited by batair; 01-24-2012 at 02:19 AM. Reason: oh it's a spoof...doh

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01-24-2012 , 02:33 AM

kb coolman

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That should scare the piss out of any atheist.

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01-24-2012 , 02:48 AM

Louis Cyphre

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I expected this thread to be about bananas.

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01-24-2012 , 06:37 AM

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01-24-2012 , 08:48 AM

Mr Muck McFold

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Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!

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01-24-2012 , 08:56 AM

McG_STL

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...I need to start buying more peanut butter

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01-24-2012 , 11:22 AM

Hail Eris

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****ing water, how does it work?

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01-24-2012 , 12:26 PM

kb coolman

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Water goes in, pee comes out. You can't explain that.

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01-24-2012 , 02:19 PM

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01-24-2012 , 04:55 PM

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Disinterested

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5 star thread.

Splendor defend your home boys PLOX

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01-24-2012 , 05:00 PM

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Bene Gesserit

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Now I do believe kissing the shinbone of St Agatha of Holy Begonias will cure Erectile disfunction , but Holy Magic spring water, how goofy!

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01-25-2012 , 04:07 AM

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tame_deuces

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We laugh, but we forget that this feeling of superiority is based on claiming to have been drinking pee for 3 billion years.

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01-25-2012 , 12:52 PM

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RLK

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That has to be the worst "proof" that atheism is wrong that I have ever seen. That said, the site in the OP link is obviously an atheist website. There is no reference to the original post, so is this legit or is it a mock theist claim?

I have seen the peanut butter argument before. That is pretty bad also and is legit so I am not arguing that there are no moronic theists. Just curious about the OP post.

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01-25-2012 , 12:54 PM

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Alrighty Roo

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Originally Posted by Hail Eris

****ing water, how does it work?

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Originally Posted by kb coolman

Water goes in, pee comes out. You can't explain that.

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01-25-2012 , 01:15 PM

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kb coolman

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Originally Posted by gskowal

Said the Quack to the Scientist, "How many do you suppose employ rational thought?"

"Why, I'd say no more than 1 in 10", replied the Scientist.

"Very well. You keep the 1. I shall keep the 9."

Last edited by kb coolman; 01-25-2012 at 01:16 PM. Reason: or something like that, and not originally mine

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01-27-2012 , 10:27 PM

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Dominic

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That peanut butter video can't be real

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01-28-2012 , 01:18 AM

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giants73756

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This thread has really opened my eyes. How could I have ever been so foolish? I'm officially a Christian again!

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01-28-2012 , 11:11 AM

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TexArcher

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1. Earth is not out of water yet.
2. Peanut butter does not spontaneously produce life.
3. Therefore Baby Jesus.
4. Praise Baby Jesus.
5. Amen.

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01-28-2012 , 01:05 PM

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checkm8

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Does this mean that the seal of quality all peanut butters jars have are as perfect as god?

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01-28-2012 , 08:06 PM

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Ryanb9

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this is what the OP is fwiw:

apparently.....

atheists dont pee
evaporation is sin
when christians die and go to heaven they bring drinking water with them from earth

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01-29-2012 , 12:41 PM

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tame_deuces

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Originally Posted by checkm8

Does this mean that the seal of quality all peanut butters jars have are as perfect as god?

Yes, and they are square.

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01-29-2012 , 01:05 PM

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g. costanza

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My mind ... is blown.

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01-29-2012 , 04:57 PM

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Wubbie075

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Originally Posted by Mr Muck McFold

Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!

This makes me sad. I do believe in evolution, so now all I can think about are all the species of newly created life I've made extinct in all my years of eating peanut butter. NEVER AGAIN!!!!!

But seriously, when they say "you open a jar of peanut butter and you don't find new life" what are they expecting to find? Little villages filled with tiny people living in adobe huts made from peanut butter??

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01-30-2012 , 01:06 AM

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profELMO

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It's because people that believe in creation, especially young earth creation don't understand probability. At all. Which makes sense since God controls what happens and what doesn't therefore "things occurring randomly" doesn't make much sense to them.

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