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01-15-2009 , 11:27 PM

blutarski

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I know, I signed up as an atheist, but that was before the FSM touched me with a noodly appendage, striking all non-belief and nascent interest in Jediism right out of newly piratical brain.

He has a message for us:

"I can't finger it out."

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01-15-2009 , 11:37 PM

devilset666

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Welcome to the forum matey. I hope to one day drink from a beer volcano with you while enjoying a disease free stripper.

Blatant wikipediafication by me

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01-16-2009 , 12:19 AM

RoundGuy

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Originally Posted by blutarski

I know, I signed up as an atheist, but that was before the FSM touched me with a noodly appendage, striking all non-belief and nascent interest in Jediism right out of newly piratical brain.

Cool. So, what do believe about the FSM? How does He affect your life? What qualities to you admire in the FSM that causes you to worship Him?

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01-17-2009 , 11:21 AM

blutarski

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The FSM lets me do whatever I want! He relishes my free spiritism, and is sad that he will have to put me through eternal torture because of it.

I respect HIm for that...

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