Back in the summer of 2017 I posted a bunch of stuff on an online forum and a guy said that I solved all the problems in the Middle East.

In September of 2017 I felt like I was Jesus Christ as I solved the North Korea nuclear crisis. Trump didn't know what to say to Kim as he was shooting missiles, so I came up with "hey Kim, if you nuke someone, we're gonna kill you!" I saved millions of lives.

So in this thread you can ask me anything and I'll try to answer the best I can.

How long will it be before the RGT Mod nukes this thread?

It's just that so many coincidences happened that made me have a messiah complex. Like the fact that I chose my name to be john933 on the other forum cos of John Lennon and I was born in 1993 and I just threw in a random 3 at the end. Turns out John 9:33 is "If this man were not from God, he could do nothing." That's one of the few Bible quotes that can be taken out of context like that. It's like I am from God cos if I wasn't from God, I could do nothing.

But then people have taken that Bible quote also and justified with it horrible things, thinking they are from God and they can do anything. But it's good to remember that the Bible says "Thou shalt not kill" and "Do to others as you would have them do to you."

The sooner the better, imo.

I need the best stock picks for the Second Coming of Jesus, so I hope this thread lasts for awhile longer.

I believe OP is second coming. You just gotta have faith. Where can I send money??

Is that Zappa?

Just Frank. The other Zappa's are not represented.