I hate happiness and all that it stands for.

This will cheer you up.

You'd better post some boobies now or you're in big trouble.

Haha this should be the rickrolled version of the RGT forum imo.

Oh Geesh. I about lost what little lunch I had. Your clip reminds me of Soylent Green, the part where they show you lovely landscapes before killing you and processing your body for food.

Soylent Green is people:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE

eh...I'd say it's a lot closer than you're suggesting.

And LOL, chalk up another snide comment for the theists. The fact that you got so butt-hurt pretty much proves that Mark was right. Congrats.

You could not have said anything more ridiculous than this.

If we made a poll and asked all the forums if vhawk posts insightful and thought provoking stuff 99% would answer yes. Except for you. (and maybe Splendour)

What do you think about that?

I'd guess you'd wake up the next morning and have a bowl of cereal and get on with your day.

I find it fascinating some people just can't imagine going on with religion.

Charlton Heston is the man!

Yeah about that "Interview With God" BS video. My Christian cousin sent it to me after I sent her a couple evolution videos basically "proving" humans share a common ancestor with chimps. In her mind that God video was some kind of checkmate rebuttal. I'm not even sure she watched my videos.

It's sad, I have lots of family members that don't "believe in" evolution and I don't even live in the south. I don't know why I care. Maybe when they stop asking me to come to church and stop shoving Pascal's wager down my throat, I'll stop caring that they're delusional.

Based on my experience. Most people are Christians for two reasons:

1) They think Pascal's wager is the nuts.

2) They've never actually read the bible.

I honestly don't know how someone can stay a Christian if they actually read the bible. One of the surest paths to atheism will always be reading that barbaric book.

teh music keeps going even when you stop the video...arrrghhh!!!

And the first question is what surprises God the most?!?!?

How can anything surprise someone that knows everything about everyone even before they're born?

EDIT: If your cousin really thought that was any form of a rebuttal I truly feel sorry for her.

It's really quite easy.

You simply ignore the parts you don't like; emphasize the parts you do; discuss only the issues you "understand"; and come up with outlandish excuses and rationale for the parts that contradict.

No problem.

I wouldn't feel sorry for her. She's hot so life's been good to her even if she is part ******ed. Here's a pic of her. She's the one on the left.

Everyone seems to think that spouting platitudes memorized from some inspirational quotations book makes them all wise and mature and above such petty diversions as thinking and reasoning. They are everywhere, and the worst part is having to nod and smile and say "that's really deep, I'll have to remember that one."

For some reason this makes me want to post a quote, so here's one you'll have to remember:

"It is the iron rule in our day to require an object and a purpose
in life. It makes us all parts of a complicated scheme of progress,
which can only result in our arrival at a colder and drearier
region than we were born in. It insists upon everybody adding
somewhat---a mite, perhaps, but earned by incessant effort---to an
accumulated pile of usefulness, of which the only use will be, to
burden our posterity with even heavier thoughts and more inordinate
labor than our own. No life wanders now like an unfettered stream;
there is a mill-wheel for the tiniest rivulet to turn. We go all
wrong, by too strenuous a resolution to go all right."
- Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Marble Faun

Lol I'm losing my mind. (At least. (I think. (I am.)))

Yeah that's what I would say if she wasn't my cousin, or if I thought I had a chance at sleeping with her despite the cousin barrier.

OOT would tear her down for that 5-head.

Ha! Nice. I somehow missed this yesterday.

What's a 5-head? I'd like to do your cousin.

Copy pasted from Urban:

2. 5 head 65 up, 10 down love ithate it

adj. i forehead that is unsually large/long. therefore is surepasses the regualr fore to a five
Ex. Chung has a huge 5 head

Although I actually thought this definition matched my cousin better:

1. 5 head 7 up, 35 down love ithate it

A 5 head is someone whith an extremly big foreheadwho pretends to be nice when in reality they are evil, there evilness is known to come from their big foreheads!

I'd stop being a Christian. At best, Christianity isn't worth much if it isn't true.