Open Side Menu Go to the Top
Register
I received a message from god on facebook I received a message from god on facebook

05-16-2009 , 01:35 AM
Yes this is 100% real, an old friend now jesus freak sent this to me:

Quote:


To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: GOD
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE

This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day.
I love you.


P.S. And, remember...
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.



Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.



If you find yourself stuck in traffic, don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.



Should you have a bad day at work; think of the man who has been out of work for years.



Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.



Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.



Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.



Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.



Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!



Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you. You may have touched their life in ways you will never know!
Now, you have a nice day.

God
God has seen you struggling,
God
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-16-2009 , 01:43 AM
well, i'm sold
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-16-2009 , 01:51 AM
I missed this part:
Quote:
Forward this message to your friends, and if you get 5 messages back from them you are bleased from god
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-16-2009 , 02:26 AM
its always nice to know that no matter how bad god made it for me, he is a bigger ******* to someone else
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-16-2009 , 08:39 AM
I received one of these as well. It was from an old friend that I haven't talked to since high school. I got a notification that this guy had forwarded me a message. I clicked and really thought nothing of it. Then I noticed a notification that I had messages a bunch of people using this app. Apparently this app is spamming friend lists. Not sure though, because this isn't something I would send.

Sorry, just registered here because this is the only reference I could find to this.
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-16-2009 , 09:10 AM
In before "think of the guy with no arms or legs and his wheelchair has only 3 wheels and they're all triangular because he couldn't afford the round kind."
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-18-2009 , 01:36 AM
"Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return."

What if you are that person?
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-18-2009 , 02:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thirddan
its always nice to know that no matter how bad god made it for me, he is a bigger ******* to someone else
lol yeah

it is comforting at times
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-18-2009 , 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bonsaltron
"Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return."

What if you are that person?
Think of the person who died in a fire.
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-18-2009 , 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by madnak
Think of the person who died in a fire.
And if you are THAT person then obv religion has some credibility. Smooth.
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-19-2009 , 09:40 PM
Someone tried to send me one of these. I'm not sure if it was supposed to be ironic or he's trying to call me back to the flock. In either case, I did not read it.
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-19-2009 , 09:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rizeagainst
Yes this is 100% real, an old friend now jesus freak sent this to me:
An old friend sent you this out of love, and you put it here for mockery.
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-20-2009 , 01:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Mirpuri
An old friend sent you this out of love, and you put it here for mockery.
If he loved me he might have contacted me in the past 10 years. This is plain old you better fear god like a good little bitch syndrome.
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-20-2009 , 01:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Mirpuri
An old friend sent you this out of love, and you put it here for mockery.
lol if i ever sent this to my friend it'd be worse if he DIDN'T ridicule me for it
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-20-2009 , 03:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rizeagainst
If he loved me he might have contacted me in the past 10 years. This is plain old you better fear god like a good little bitch syndrome.
Maybe his love was the s-l-o-w-b-u-r-n-i-n-g kind.
I received a message from god on facebook Quote
05-20-2009 , 05:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Mirpuri
Maybe his love was the s-l-o-w-b-u-r-n-i-n-g kind.
its a friendship not an embering candle imo... 10 yrs without talking to someone and f**** em
I received a message from god on facebook Quote

      
m