I can prove God isn't omnipotent... - Religion, God, and Theology

Because God can't make a genuine $10 bill. Only the U.S. Mint can do that. Presumably God could make an atom-for-atom copy of one, but it wouldn't be genuine because it wasn't produced by the mint.

Therefore God is not omnipotent.

You deists now have a lot more time to be productive instead of worshiping non-perfect gods. You're welcome.

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01-23-2009 , 05:28 AM

Stu Pidasso

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Sure He could, but instead of telling you how I'm just going to tell you that your nothing but a troll.

You're a troll Dominic.

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01-23-2009 , 05:46 AM

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Sure He could, but instead of telling you how I'm just going to tell you that your nothing but a troll.

You're a troll Dominic.

you spelled the first "you're" incorrectly.

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01-23-2009 , 05:52 AM

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Sure He could, but instead of telling you how I'm just going to tell you that your nothing but a troll.

You're a troll Dominic.

Yeah, i know how God could do it too. Remember that dumbnick is one of those people who has thought of everything. Ty Dumbnick for further displaying your idiocy in a way that can be proven without having to debate you for hours.

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01-23-2009 , 05:55 AM

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Sure He could, but instead of telling you how I'm just going to tell you that your nothing but a troll.

You're a troll Dominic.

And you could use a comma between "how" and "I'm" to start you last dependent clause.

And this should be locked because Dominic is throwing poop like a zoo monkey.

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01-23-2009 , 05:56 AM

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Because God can't make a genuine $10 bill.

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you spelled the first "you're" incorrectly.

Oh yeah? Well, the first "sentence" of your OP is a fragment.

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01-23-2009 , 05:58 AM

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Oh yeah? Well, the first "sentence" of your OP is a fragment.

I can do that because I'm a writer and broke it intentionally. You didn't.

( Look, I did it again!)

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01-23-2009 , 05:59 AM

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Dumnick? That's the best you could come up with? Hell, I had 3rd graders calling me "Domidick" when I was a kid. Much better insultingly funny name.

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01-23-2009 , 06:04 AM

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I can do that because I'm a writer and broke it intentionally. You didn't.

( Look, I did it again!)

No, its more likely you broke it because you're lazy...which is the exactly the same reason I bungled the your.

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01-23-2009 , 06:05 AM

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cool thread....

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01-23-2009 , 06:07 AM

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I can do that because I'm a writer and broke it intentionally. You didn't.

( Look, I did it again!)

Your clauses were independent but you dangled your participle this time.

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01-23-2009 , 06:14 AM

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Dumnick? That's the best you could come up with? Hell, I had 3rd graders calling me "Domidick" when I was a kid. Much better insultingly funny name.

I named one of my kids "Dominic". Its a good catholic name. Are you happy with your name?

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01-23-2009 , 06:22 AM

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Since this is derailed, who were you a conductor for Stu? I did BNSF

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01-23-2009 , 06:26 AM

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Since this is derailed, who were you a conductor for Stu? I did BNSF

I'm a yardmaster for the bnsf.

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I'm a yardmaster for the bnsf.

I was a conductor until the big layoff in 2000

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01-23-2009 , 06:53 AM

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I was a conductor until the big layoff in 2000

The layoff of 2009 is going to be bigger. Business is way way down. I don't think people have a clue yet how jacked up this economy really is. The number of cars coming in to switch now in a 24 day is less than I would see in an 8 shift 2 years ago.

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01-23-2009 , 07:01 AM

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I have a resession proof job now.

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01-23-2009 , 07:24 AM

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Being a Yard Master, your job should be secure too. The government will not let BNSF fail. The rails are a matter of national security.

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could god heat a burrito so hot that even he himself could not eat it?

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01-23-2009 , 02:36 PM

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Your clauses were independent but you dangled your participle this time.

you're right....dock me a point.

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01-23-2009 , 02:38 PM

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I named one of my kids "Dominic". Its a good catholic name. Are you happy with your name?

When I was a kid I wanted to change it to something "normal," like "Steve" or "John." But since then I've enjoyed having a name that's a little unusual.

Except when people call me "Dominique." That drives me crazy.

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01-23-2009 , 02:50 PM

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hahaha dumbnick

burrrrrrrrrn!

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01-23-2009 , 05:43 PM

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-5 star thread...

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01-23-2009 , 05:59 PM

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Dumnick? That's the best you could come up with? Hell, I had 3rd graders calling me "Domidick" when I was a kid. Much better insultingly funny name.

Hell of a shot, Domcock!

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01-23-2009 , 08:33 PM

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"actually, I like "Domcock." I might actually change m name to it now.

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