And as for the rest of you pitiful feebs – listen up and I'll set you all straight. The whole thing seems to be an impossible cipher to all of you, but it's easy, like a big game of nought and crosses. You see the Tardy One gets his X in the center square right off with his Bible nonsense, and next thing you know some chump starts looking for proof! Please. Already playing the wrong game. All you'll get is Aw Nora yacking on about it not being true that only your kind of truth can be the true truth, like he won't believe a telescope magnifies anything until it can look through itself. And one thing leads to another until before you know it Old Prunes herself will jump in with 'Read the Bible with a magic decoder ring', or 'treat all the numerals like binary and it makes a secret message' or the classic 'here's a link to some babble, babble sounds like Bible so that means' and around and around it goes.
So what's the answer? Like I said, it's like tic-tac-toe – or maybe
global thermonuclear war.
So stop reading this post, this thread, this forum, this site... for tonight at least. Go mooch some candy from your neighbors, and happy Hallowe'en, you goddam wonderful crazy freaks.