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Do atheists have smaller than avg penises ? Do atheists have smaller than avg penises ?
View Poll Results: Are atheists shortstacked ?
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02-23-2009 , 02:57 AM
Is that why they hate God ? Shortstacks with shortman syndrome
02-23-2009 , 03:04 AM
It's because logic dictates them.
02-23-2009 , 03:19 AM
Wow, after calling me a little close minded puke who never wants to learn and hoping that I suffer for as long as possible, I was hoping that your next post would be something that would help me out.

You helped me out more than you can imagine.
02-23-2009 , 03:38 AM
At least we get to use them for more then procreation and one women per lifetime limit.
02-23-2009 , 03:56 AM
how is this not a public pole
02-23-2009 , 04:09 AM
After headdesking at some of the stupid topics that are inflammatory toward theists, I found myself wondering if the theists would take the high road, or if one would break rank and respond with something equally childish.

Guess now we know!
02-23-2009 , 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by starvingwriter82
After headdesking at some of the stupid topics that are inflammatory toward theists, I found myself wondering if the theists would take the high road, or if one would break rank and respond with something equally childish.

Guess now we know!
Here are some great posts from George Washington's short stint as a member to this forum (He joined yesterday):
  • I know a guy that can get your doomswitch turned off fore 500 a month. PM me for details
  • It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible.
  • My asian wife left me after whining incessantly about my barely legal{ 17 ok here } ex. Exwife does pron now. Cant tell a lie
  • 44/m ex gf is 21 now slut is 40
  • What program can i use where i can enter my hand histories and the program isolates my allins to see if i win as often as i should ? I dont trust any sites and please, if you are a shill, dont bother to tell me how honest your employer is.
  • Thats great. i have played poker for 40 years and professionally for 5. There is no doubt in my mind that at least some sites cheat. After the AP UB scam you find that completely online poker is legit. Many sites are rigged and you have a short memory. Why are you against my plan ? it will work in determining the truth. You dont want proof ? why is that ? How could PROOF hurt you ? Maybe i prove how legit your site is. Maybe i prove your site is dirty and u get capped ?

You say you are 44 in one post but then you say that you have "played poker for 40 years and professionally for 5". So you've been playing since you were 4?

God bless you Georgy... you are great representative for religion.
02-23-2009 , 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by nittyit
Here are some great posts from George Washington's short stint as a member to this forum (He joined yesterday):
  • I know a guy that can get your doomswitch turned off fore 500 a month. PM me for details
  • It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible.
  • My asian wife left me after whining incessantly about my barely legal{ 17 ok here } ex. Exwife does pron now. Cant tell a lie
  • 44/m ex gf is 21 now slut is 40
  • What program can i use where i can enter my hand histories and the program isolates my allins to see if i win as often as i should ? I dont trust any sites and please, if you are a shill, dont bother to tell me how honest your employer is.
  • Thats great. i have played poker for 40 years and professionally for 5. There is no doubt in my mind that at least some sites cheat. After the AP UB scam you find that completely online poker is legit. Many sites are rigged and you have a short memory. Why are you against my plan ? it will work in determining the truth. You dont want proof ? why is that ? How could PROOF hurt you ? Maybe i prove how legit your site is. Maybe i prove your site is dirty and u get capped ?

You say you are 44 in one post but then you say that you have "played poker for 40 years and professionally for 5". So you've been playing since you were 4?

God bless you Georgy... you are great representative for religion.
age 3, sorry my math is off, punk
02-23-2009 , 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by George Washington
age 3, sorry my math is off, punk
Where do you play online and what limits "professionally"? I find you either intriguing or full of ****.. which one is it?

Also would you be so kind to elaborate on this statement? "It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible."

Last edited by nittyit; 02-23-2009 at 05:05 AM.
02-23-2009 , 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by nittyit
Where do you play online and what limits "professionally"? I find you either intriguing or full of ****.. which one is it?

Also would you be so kind to elaborate on this statement? "It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible."
Oh gee, some random jerk wants personal information I'll tell you everything you want to know !!.

God gave us life. God gave us liberty.
02-23-2009 , 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by George Washington
Oh gee, some random jerk wants personal information I'll tell you everything you want to know !!.
Meh.. its not my fault your full of ****. If you are a "pro" then you should be proud to at least tell us what stakes and what sites you play. Judging by your 'zomg internet pokerz is rigged i need software to show my all ins aren't winning like they should' rant... you aren't a pro.

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Originally Posted by George Washington
God gave us life. God gave us liberty.
This is your elaboration to "It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible."? Don't try and make a point or have an opinion about your statement. Just make the statement, feel good about yourself and have no idea what you are basing this statement on.... well done sir.
02-23-2009 , 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by nittyit
Meh.. its not my fault your full of ****. If you are a "pro" then you should be proud to at least tell us what stakes and what sites you play. Judging by your 'zomg internet pokerz is rigged i need software to show my all ins aren't winning like they should' rant... you aren't a pro.



This is your elaboration to "It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible."? Don't try and make a point or have an opinion about your statement. Just make the statement, feel good about yourself and have no idea what you are basing this statement on.... well done sir.
Believe it or not, i dont answer your questions because you impress me as a jerk. why on heaven or earth would i do anything to make a POS like you happy ? Somehow you think so much of yourself that you think anyone cares about anything you say.
02-23-2009 , 07:29 AM
Can some mod please take a look at George's posts. I think its about time for an ip ban.
02-23-2009 , 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by George Washington
Believe it or not, i dont answer your questions because you impress me as a jerk. why on heaven or earth would i do anything to make a POS like you happy ? Somehow you think so much of yourself that you think anyone cares about anything you say.

Ahahahahaha... so none of your views are up for debate? You are just here to post your childish beliefs and then run away when asked about them? 44 years old and still not a man... what have you been doing all this time on Earth? Oh wait you've been playing poker since you were 4... rofl
02-23-2009 , 08:34 AM
I have an above average e-penis
02-23-2009 , 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by teh_mewse
Can some mod please take a look at George's posts. I think its about time for an ip ban.
+1


I must say, I prefer theists sn!ggering at the idea that I probably have a small penis since I'm an atheist than giggling in glee at the much more ignorant and pernicious idea that atheism is 'a belief system'.
02-23-2009 , 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by nittyit
Ahahahahaha... so none of your views are up for debate? You are just here to post your childish beliefs and then run away when asked about them? 44 years old and still not a man... what have you been doing all this time on Earth? Oh wait you've been playing poker since you were 4... rofl
my views are up for debate. I just dont feel like debating a punk.
02-23-2009 , 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Funology
+1


I must say, I prefer theists sn!ggering at the idea that I probably have a small penis since I'm an atheist than giggling in glee at the much more ignorant and pernicious idea that atheism is 'a belief system'.
who cares whether your beliefs are part of a system or not ? You are a punk, i dont care how you describe your thinking process. I know that your atheistic beliefs are founded in ignorance and possibly the reality that your ego is just too big to allow for thoughts that are greater than you are.
02-23-2009 , 09:47 AM
Yes.
02-23-2009 , 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by teh_mewse
Can some mod please take a look at George's posts. I think its about time for an ip ban.
If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.
02-23-2009 , 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Our House
Yes.
It's the Pinocchio effect for theists...except not the nose.
02-23-2009 , 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Our House
It's the Pinocchio effect for theists...except not the nose.
LOL
02-23-2009 , 11:56 AM
Locked to prevent our horrible secret from getting out.
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