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Originally Posted by RacersEdge
I was listening to a couple Jesus freaks in a coffee shop go on about Jesus this , jesus that , Jesus said to me, I heard Jesus, etc, etc.
I don't want to hate on these people, but if they were to ever try to pull me in to their way of thinking, what's the most concise, soewhat polite way to explain why I don't share their belief system and life view?
Something along the lines I like to base my life on reason and logic maybe.
Some other ideas?
OP couldn't wait until those stupid jesus freaks would try to pull him into "their way of thinking." He inched his chair closer to their table, and tilted his head slightly so he could hear better. "Any second, now, I know they're gonna try to convert me to their archaic religion -- I just know it!" he said to himself, while slipping on his Mocha Frapp. "I need to come up with a quick witted comment that will, most importantly, show them how stupid they are, and how much smarter I am -- but will also be somewhat polite, so I can maintain my personal moral high-ground smugness. Hmmmmm ..."
20 mins pass by and OP still hasn't come up with anything witty to say. Still sitting at the coffee shop, empty Mocha Frap in hand, he begins to get anxious. "They should be leaving any minute now, why haven't they tried to convert me to their stupid religion?!?" he mumbles to himself.
10 more mins pass. Finally, the Christians stand up to leave the coffee shop. A rush of relieve passes over OP. One, because he knows those Jesus Freak will have to speak up now, but also because he grown tired of making paper napkin footballs at his table. OP stands up right behind them as they pick up their trash:
Christians: Hope your 4th of July was great!
OP: Jesus isn't real!
Christians: Uhh, okay ... well, have a good night. *quickly walking away*
OP: Yeah, have fun praying to your invisible sky magician!
OP replayed the night over and over and over in his head throughout the rest of the night. "Those Christians are ALWAYS trying to convert us logical, reasoned folks with their backwards world-view. Next time they try it, I'll have a much better response waiting. I wonder what 2+2 can come up with ..."