I want 5,000$ if you want me to play online cash game. 2500$ if you want me to play tournaments. 4000$ if you want me to play live.

I am looking for someone rich enough to shrug off 5k, really don't want goons at my door no matter what.

Willing to grid down the staking. Aka : You lend me 5k, I'm down to 4k, I ask you if you want to lose 1k and keep 4k.

Willing to live stream. Willing to show you a winning graph of 5k hands. If you're willing to stakes with more hands, just tell me so and I'll get to that now.
Willing to play tons of hours everyday. You can keep in touch with me at any point. Would appreciate to have someone who will talk about how I respected my end of the deal, although it is not a necessity.

The deal is you take All the risks, and if I win you win doing nothing much.

Cheers

im sure they will be coming flowing in any time now

OP you might want to just take this down there is 0 chance your going to get a stake with this post

I'm surprised rich guys aren't just offering just to give him 5k tbh

i thought about it but then i decided it's such a good opportunity i should let some poor guy take advantage of this opportunity

for real mana, you're a solid poster and presumably a good player but this post is just pure red flag, you're better than this man

This thread is a mess plz take it down, delete it mods

im goin to assume people were lining up to hand over that stress free 5k, best of luck to all parties