You said you had saved up enough to buy 7% of this player in the $215 tourney that they shipped. I don't care what you f*cking meant, you implied buying 7% of a 215 tourney.

On top of your poker skills, I think your verbage/grammar skills need some help.

Rook honestly though you need to give up on your poker dreams if you are not trolling us.

If there is a hedge fund manager who is going to be staking you to grind online in Mexico despite you having no real money results. Please PM me his email so I can sell it to a friend in Nigeria.

Eh; it's Friday Night & I should be out on a date or something... Nope; decided to stay in; & fight the good fight on 2+2. Wooo... Real reason; I'm being relocated in 10 days. May be on Stars maybe not, but I'll be online grinding the poker.

What's with all these posts??? I'd think you pros would want someone like me on your table. Why not feed the delusion? *shrugs*

I did not "imply" anything... There is a word in there that reads *package*; suggest rereading that one. Again not the point... The entire point was to direct attention to the previous.

So... I'm not really worried about skills, except for the fact that chicks dig them. I know for a fact that the ladies don't care for my wall of texts, but they like me; & well that is enough.

I don't have poker dreams. I played before 2000. I'd just like to do what I can, when I can, & as I can... 10 Days.

It seems pretty common that most deal with character over results; & well those purely results based, is not the relationship for me. In my opinion to give someone four months of full time action with me behind the deck was a steal. Unfortunately; nobody saw it as such... Oh well. Moving on.

Yeah, we should introduce our friends... Maybe they'd be friends? We can all be friends... I mean it's only text???

Happy Grinding All & Good Luck.
(This time; I'm done with the thread.)

I don't get why you don't simply play live.

Assume the girls paying?

dude i mean, if this thread has been alive for the whole summer, might as well let everyone know how well you're doing when you move to mexico. you seem to have the skills of a real pro.

keep on grindin' them freerolls. lol.

but really, you sound crazy. You live in a state where you can't play online poker, so you play online freerolls to prove your worth. And by no means am I a great poker player either, but come on dude... get a job.. and if you really want to play poker for a living that bad then get a **** job and save up money and then MOVE!!!!

Over the course of this thread... you do realize... you could've saved up enough money to MOVE without taking a loan!! You say it was not by your choice, but it sure damn was.

Again good luck with your life man, but again you won't need it because "the ladies" like you... oh jeez dude.

I enjoyed spending 15 minutes reading this thread. It was fun and for that I thank you.

15 minutes? took me bloody ages to filter all this crap lol

Was worth the 9 months wait.
Also: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...akers-1233811/

OP u are a funny funny man. One of the best threads on here. cheers for the laughs.

this is madness

How's Mexico?

I'm getting high, reading this and enjoying a cup of coffee. I will stake you 15k play money. #runitup. Hahaha

Holy crap, he hasn't posted in awhile! Maybe he really is done.

It's weird, this thread tilted me so much, but now I want more, I don't get it, it's like a bad drug.

WE WANT MOAR!

5 stars

This thread is amazing, and even better that OP didn't mention...he has a website where you can read his bio, see screenshots of deep freeroll runs and maybe even invest!


http://www.rook3poker.com/Bio.html

zzz

bags

If someone can move me to California where it's sunny out, I can guarantee at least 3 top 5 finishes in 400+person freerolls

bump

I always find a great line in many 2+2 threads.

"Position Popping"

This whole thread is sick funny, omg...
World is really full of nuts.

bumping epic thread.

Please don't leave us rook! Follow your dreams! My roommate has turned his FPPs into a $2,000 roll in 1 week! You can do it!

hope u found a stake
can we get an update?


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mod edit(RW)

the OPs last 2+2 visit was August 15