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09-24-2022 , 01:34 PM

#76

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

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09-24-2022 , 01:45 PM

#77

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

imagining dazzle moving to america

trading fly tipping for fly fishing
substituting tea and crumpets for fried chicken and waffles
exchanging snooker and darts with bowling and cornhole
swapping fjords for fords
(the last one may not be british but i'm not gonna look it up)

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09-24-2022 , 01:48 PM

#78

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

from driving on the left side of the road to driving on the correct side of the road

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09-24-2022 , 02:21 PM

#79

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I think I could make it work.

I played basically every GTA game, so I’m used to driving on the stupid side of the road.

I enjoy gross processed food, so that’s not an issue.

I would plan on living in the countryside somewhere, so I wouldn’t have to deal with too many Americans, just rednecks.

I like bowling.

I like guns.

I like how American bank notes are all the same size.

I like your national anthem.

I kind of think I’d be like a less annoying version of John Oliver. I’d embrace American customs, while keeping my uniquely british quirks.

So, yeah.. vote Dale for 2023 green card sponsorship.

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09-24-2022 , 03:13 PM

#80

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

ITT Dabz is a reddish-necked cold blooded IOMerican

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09-24-2022 , 05:29 PM

#81

Schlitz mmmm

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,876

we embrace him as a brother

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09-24-2022 , 06:01 PM

#82

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Happy birthday Dale.

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09-24-2022 , 10:58 PM

#83

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

from driving on the left side of the road to driving on the correct side of the road

what? i think you got it wrong there good sir.

AUS#1

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09-24-2022 , 11:09 PM

#84

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

As pitbull would say.

DALE.

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09-24-2022 , 11:13 PM

#85

Schlitz mmmm

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09-24-2022 , 11:30 PM

#86

LuckyLuke01

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dabble it's your birthday. you should be out getting hookers and blow!

happy birthday, mang!

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09-24-2022 , 11:54 PM

#87

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

does it have to have such mominus music?

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09-25-2022 , 12:19 AM

#88

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

wtf though it was going hit until monday. they ****!?

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09-25-2022 , 02:38 PM

#89

longmissedblind

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,735

Dabz I'll take a shot in your honor on your birthday. I hope one day you ask the Romanian girl over for țuica (pronounced swee-kahh), a sweet plum brandy usually served hot and boiled with whole peppercorns.

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09-25-2022 , 02:39 PM

#90

longmissedblind

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,735

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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

7:30mins

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09-25-2022 , 02:53 PM

#91

longmissedblind

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,735

It would be kinda on brand if we ****ed up and sent one of these things into contact orbit with earth

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09-25-2022 , 05:22 PM

#92

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

If I ever do talk to her (unlikely) I’ll definitely be contacting you to hit me up with more of this great Romania knowledge.

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09-25-2022 , 09:35 PM

#93

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Luke make anyone skwirt lately?

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09-25-2022 , 11:10 PM

#94

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Luke make anyone skwirt lately?

no. but she did come multiple times on Friday...

we might be going exclusive soon.

so... look out for that.

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09-25-2022 , 11:10 PM

#95

AlwaysFolding

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omg dabz how was your birthday

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09-25-2022 , 11:13 PM

#96

LuckyLuke01

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**** me! I lose cov Lamar Jackson has to ****ing 40 burgers?! are you ****ing kidding me. 2 weeks in a row I lose cos no one burgers for me.

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09-25-2022 , 11:35 PM

#97

AlwaysFolding

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You made her cum 40 burgers!?

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09-25-2022 , 11:51 PM

#98

Schlitz mmmm

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,876

Ill look out for that

lol Luke's FF team is 1-2. The Ls are adding up

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09-26-2022 , 01:38 AM

#99

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Ill look out for that

lol Luke's FF team is 1-2. The Ls are adding up

man.... the other team craps out and Lamar saves him... he gets an AVERAGE score. I win. even was projected to get 120 get 88. ****ING STANDERED!

why the **** is my team crapping out