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I'm recovering from covid. Was way sick for like 3 weeks. Chilled at home alone, basically living the dream except I felt awful and couldn't enjoy it. Couldn't go to Xmas dinner or out for new years eve which was great. My voice is still all blown out.

Glad I could burn through some of this generous covid sick day bank they gave us two years ago tho

Still haven't decided which patek to buy. It's been the thing I've thought about most over the last month, I think. That and dying.

What about a Rolex GMT Pepsi 16750?

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ScreaminAsian

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That's a great magnum pi watch

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Da33le

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Hope together we can overcome this regime of toxic unable and corrupt mod losers.

Cheers.

Are you lost, chief?

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Schlitz mmmm

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wake n bake n some NFL

Dabs, you watching the FA Cup?

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01-08-2023 , 06:24 PM

#881

ScreaminAsian

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i bought a very expensive very classy new desk chair that took over a year to hand craft in italy, and i've barely sat in it because my cat loves it so much she refuses to leave.

the lesson is that when you start with top quality materials and pair them with expert craftsmanship executing time-tested design forms, you get a great chair.

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Schlitz mmmm

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ScreaminAsian

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when you have a quality deck constructed by artisans, cats notice

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01-08-2023 , 10:19 PM

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Schlitz mmmm

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our team of finely skilled journeymen and artisans allow me to proffer with complete confidence, an enamelware crockery of unsurpassed err

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01-08-2023 , 10:40 PM

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Schlitz mmmm

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Name that movie

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01-09-2023 , 01:42 PM

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longmissedblind

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

You could wrap it in tin foil. My cats hate the sound of tin foil. I wrapped my new couches and recliners is tin foil to keep the cats from getting on them. I also used double-sided tape on the edges and corners where they would try to scratch my new couches and recliners. So, basically, wrap your new chair in tin foil imo, then stick some double-sided tape all over it. That should keep everyone from enjoying the new chair. cats

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01-09-2023 , 02:03 PM

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GronKiller

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I'm a fan of gold assimetries with titties and butts as well

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LuckyLuke01

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do i quit my job?

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01-10-2023 , 06:20 PM

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Schlitz mmmm

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i got fired from mine

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Schlitz mmmm

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let us form a very lucrative corporation with SA's assistance

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ScreaminAsian

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i would absolutely fund your business

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01-10-2023 , 10:06 PM

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i got a business idea running guns to the ukraine that's right up your alley. and you're gonna love it because it involves a luxury yacht. me, calling you from the luxury yacht on a satellite phone while you're paddling a dinghy full of weapons past russian sentry boats in the middle of the night

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01-11-2023 , 12:33 AM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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You forgot the topless models on the boat.

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01-11-2023 , 01:14 AM

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Schlitz mmmm

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Stop playing with your dinghy

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Zeno

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do i quit my job?

You have a job?!!

Only quit if they don’t pay you in cash.

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01-11-2023 , 08:14 AM

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Zeno

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She loves getting banged from behind.

Is that the reason for the cowboy boots?!

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Why is the ghost of creepo future haunting me

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He could be a Higgins half sibling.

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