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An Irish man finds a genie bottle and the genie tells him he's got 3 wishes. For his first wish, the Irishman asks for a bottomless glass of Guinness. Genie says no problem and poofs a perfect glass of stout. Irishman takes a long satisfying drink and places it back down. it's still magically full.
Irishman's sitting there satisfied with his drink, and the genie asks what his next wishes will be. Man says, "just two more of these, thanks"