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Old 05-10-2021, 06:05 PM   #2201
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Old 05-10-2021, 07:17 PM   #2202
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So I think we all know Elonís plan is to claim Mars for himself, probably declare himself emperor.

What he doesnít know is that my plan is to go there too, and then murder him and become emperor myself. Iíll probably need allies tho, so if you guys could sign up for a Mars mission in future that would really help me out.
then on to Deep Jupiter Space
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Old 05-10-2021, 10:11 PM   #2203
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I'll water Daz's plants while he's out taking Mars
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Old 05-11-2021, 04:09 AM   #2204
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So I think we all know Elonís plan is to claim Mars for himself, probably declare himself emperor.

What he doesnít know is that my plan is to go there too, and then murder him and become emperor myself. Iíll probably need allies tho, so if you guys could sign up for a Mars mission in future that would really help me out.

Hopefully, Luke will have his hookers up there
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Old 05-11-2021, 05:35 AM   #2205
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Luke is having an orgasm, because an Eagle was caught with weed.
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Old 05-11-2021, 05:55 AM   #2206
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I just got banned from Reddit. God damn cancel culture!!
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Old 05-11-2021, 06:08 AM   #2207
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Stop posting h0rse pr0n.
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Old 05-11-2021, 06:15 AM   #2208
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Hopefully, Luke will have his hookers up there
I'll have my own mars with hookers and blackjack
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Old 05-11-2021, 06:16 AM   #2209
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Luke is having an orgasm, because an Eagle was caught with weed.
well your mum does go for the eagles so.
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Old 05-11-2021, 06:36 AM   #2210
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I'll have my own mars with hookers and blackjack
"Luke's Hookers" does have a ring to it. Just sayin'...
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Old 05-11-2021, 11:12 AM   #2211
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So I think we all know Elonís plan is to claim Mars for himself, probably declare himself emperor.

What he doesnít know is that my plan is to go there too, and then murder him and become emperor myself. Iíll probably need allies tho, so if you guys could sign up for a Mars mission in future that would really help me out.
Don't put anything in writing you fools!
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Old 05-11-2021, 01:27 PM   #2212
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Oh please, nobody reads this place anyway, and nobody knows my real identity!
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Old 05-11-2021, 04:05 PM   #2213
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Old 05-12-2021, 06:17 AM   #2214
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"Luke's Hookers" does have a ring to it. Just sayin'...
just go past lukes whore house down on the 305..... it does wings on Tuesdays
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Old 05-12-2021, 06:18 AM   #2215
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Oh please, nobody reads this place anyway, and nobody knows my real identity!
i will when we have that beer in some randoms garden.
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Old 05-12-2021, 07:05 AM   #2216
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I donít drink beer, my dude.
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Old 05-12-2021, 08:20 AM   #2217
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Imagine owning a house in the middle of a ton of land, that would be sweet. You could do all kinds of ****.

Where is wisski, anyway?
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Old 05-12-2021, 02:26 PM   #2218
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living on land
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Old 05-12-2021, 05:48 PM   #2219
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Old 05-13-2021, 07:24 AM   #2220
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omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

How about this whole Israel thing..

Obviously Iím well read on the situation, and understand all the issues at play, but Iíd be happy to hear your opinions.
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Old 05-13-2021, 12:19 PM   #2221
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Old 05-13-2021, 12:23 PM   #2222
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Old 05-13-2021, 11:43 PM   #2223
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Old 05-14-2021, 02:57 AM   #2224
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Ok, that took an old unfortunate turn..
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Old 05-14-2021, 08:58 AM   #2225
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Imagine being a billionaire, owning your own island in the sun, yet still having such god awful taste. That building looks gross, and the build quality looks textbook cheap American made.
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