it's ok dabs... you are asexual. we still love you doe

How high can BBBY go? Let’s find out!

sup, mofos?

started leverage trading ethereum a little bit and it's turned stablecoin

wat that's over my smartly coiffed head

had a bad day.


What's going on with you mang.

I recon we could run to like $35 today.

My cost basis is $6, so I’ll be pretty chuffed if we do.

Got my grandmother's 100th bday get-together later

Wow, congrats to her on making 100.

Yep. Pretty amazing. Prohibition around that time. WW1, the Russian revolution just before she was born.

I'd like to know more history. crazy shiit constantly, is my guess.

When your granny was born there were roughly 1.9 billion people. Now there are roughly 8 billion.

I blame Fritz Haber.

She also used to wear skimpy clothing and no bra and people thought it was hot. She also probably banged a sailor, and did some illicit drugs.

#Gograndma

**** 100. good knock that

Ol' girl just hit me up for the first time since last month. I've got the lingering D.

congrats to grandma schlitz, I heard the first 200 year old person has already been born

God I hope it isn’t me.

even crazier is she probably thought she was too old in the 1960s to get in on the free love. then lived another half century thinking "****, i wasn't that old"

in the new sandman show on netflix they do a thing where sandman is like, "people are freed by death, they say they want to live forever but they don't REALLY want to" so he makes a deal with the god of death to spare this random dope in a bar from death forever, and he says meet me here in 100 years, we'll see how you like it.

and i don't want to spoil it but the guy loves it. every 100 years he meets the sandman in that bar and when they get to the present time he's going on 600 years and still having a blast. that's how i think i'd handle the situation if given the gift of immortality. with great aplomb.

aplomb bob

Spent all night browsing airstream camper trailers even though I don't have a car that can tow even the smallest model and I hate camping.

I think I could really enjoy spending like a year or two visiting a bunch of national parks. But I hate hiking too. So it'd be nice to wake up and see a nice view, or sit just outside of the camper and play on my phone or a laptop all day. Get some fresh air.

But I have a house already. And if I really wanted I could get fresh air by sitting on my front or back lawn, and I don't even do that. So do I really want an airstream camper trailer? Or am I just looking for an excuse to do nothing substantial for a year or two?

The answer is yes, I do want a 25 footer double axel one, it's only $100k which is like nothing, to me, I'm very wealthy. But then I'd have to lease a truck or suv to tow it around and I'm not really interested in that, so I'll probably just not do it

Sounds like you need a yacht

Sounds like you enjoy making plans but not actually doing plans.

Also, quit bragging.