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03-15-2021 , 03:35 AM

#926

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Maybe he was really into System of a Down.

03-15-2021 , 05:55 AM

#927

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Paul Hogan voice: you call that a life?

THIS is a life!

https://www.twitch.tv/nerdlingersunited

also get luke after dark on twitter!

https://twitter.com/nerdlingers

03-15-2021 , 05:56 AM

#928

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

lol @ WA Liberal Party

03-15-2021 , 05:58 AM

#929

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

also thinking of betting some march madness and picking some teams to win.

where is a good place to set up a bracket.

also got a lotto ticket for 50mil today. the draw is on Thursday... please god do i win... not cos i want the money just so i don't have to go to that **** ****ing place i call work anymore.

03-15-2021 , 07:02 AM

#930

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Good luck, Luke! I hope you win it all.

03-15-2021 , 07:30 AM

#931

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

I'm way too anti-racist to ever date an Asian woman

You wouldn't date an Asian woman because you wouldn't know what to do with all your good times you curmudgeon

03-15-2021 , 08:19 AM

#932

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Now that I’m home I feel incredibly lonely. Why am I made this way? Fml.

03-15-2021 , 08:20 AM

#933

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,590

i think you should dim the lights, light some candles, invite and asian lady over and just pop on a system of a down album

03-15-2021 , 09:57 AM

#934

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,273

...or just call your elderly relative to check if they're ok!

03-15-2021 , 10:32 AM

#935

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'd rather just wallow in self pity. Definitely more my style.

03-15-2021 , 12:35 PM

#936

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Is "wallow" some sort of sex thing, and is "self pity" a hooker you know?

03-15-2021 , 06:56 PM

#937

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,851

dabz style

03-15-2021 , 08:24 PM

#938

gregorio

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

You wouldn't date an Asian woman because you wouldn't know what to do with all your good times you curmudgeon

I dated an asian woman for a few years but that was before I understood what it means to be anti-racist

03-15-2021 , 08:28 PM

#939

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,851

lol

03-16-2021 , 02:46 AM

#940

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,590

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Maybe he was really into System of a Down.

i'm still laughing at this comment, well done sir

03-16-2021 , 05:40 AM

#941

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Good luck, Luke! I hope you win it all.

so do i... i ****ing hate this job.

03-16-2021 , 09:21 AM

#942

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I remember a time when a job was all you wanted in the world. And I definitely remember telling you that feeling would pass.

03-16-2021 , 11:37 AM

#943

gregorio

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Give a man a job and you work him for a day. Teach a man a job and you work him for a lifetime.

03-16-2021 , 02:37 PM

#944

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Fool me once, shame on me, but teach a man to fool me, and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

03-16-2021 , 02:39 PM

#945

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I’m watching this coming 2 America or whatever. Seems like they got every black person who was ever famous and cast them.

03-16-2021 , 04:17 PM

#946

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,590

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I’m watching this coming 2 America or whatever. Seems like they got every black person who was ever famous and cast them.

you're racist because you see they are black

03-16-2021 , 04:29 PM

#947

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Well duh, I’m white.

03-16-2021 , 04:54 PM

#948

Schlitz mmmm

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lol

03-16-2021 , 05:28 PM

#949

Schlitz mmmm

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Racists and anti-racists populating this thread. Dogs and cats sleeping together!

03-16-2021 , 05:41 PM

#950

Schlitz mmmm

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,851

Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

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