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07-15-2022 , 04:38 AM
You guys got some sweet hobbies.
07-15-2022 , 07:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
Surreptitious speedwalking
friend's dad was an olympic speed walker

although in his 70s, he crushed us in a race cause it's all about style
07-15-2022 , 12:02 PM
Dude. It’s Friday night. Let’s party.
07-15-2022 , 12:56 PM
i just ****ed a woman so good she passed out. now I'm home eating coco pops...

life is good homie
07-15-2022 , 01:23 PM
The other day you wanted to die. Now you love life.

Are women truly that powerful?
07-15-2022 , 01:32 PM
Dark magic
07-15-2022 , 01:34 PM
depends on the woman, i stayed with a mentally unfit woman for way too long simply because i was optimistic how awesome it'd be to be with her if she just got her stuff together
07-15-2022 , 01:53 PM
So the sex was wild? Got it.
07-15-2022 , 01:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rickroll
depends on the woman, i stayed with a mentally unfit woman for way too long simply because i was optimistic how awesome it'd be to be with her if she just got her stuff together
She sounds hot
07-15-2022 , 03:36 PM
Lol passed out = sleeping the entire time

Cosby styles
07-15-2022 , 03:49 PM
I think Rishi’s got this.

Liz is literally destroying herself every time she speaks.
07-15-2022 , 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
Lol passed out = sleeping the entire time

Cosby styles
That's not very nice.

She just fell asleep half way through it.
07-15-2022 , 05:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
So the sex was wild? Got it.
was standard, i need to take lessons from luke

Quote:
Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
She sounds hot
yup... for the longest time i knew only option was breaking up and a big thing that kept me trying to work it out instead was knowing i wouldn't likely ever be another woman that attractive for the rest of my life, arguably the most beautiful person i'd ever met and i somehow got her to be with me - was walking on air for months so incredibly happy i pulled it off when times were still good

i don't say this as a brag, i'm genuinely ashamed of my behavior and i'd be in a significantly better place in life if i jumped ship once the seas started getting rough instead of thinking but hey if this can work out zomg that'd be great - she had tons of other amazing qualities as well, particularly stuff i look for in a partner, just everything else was beyond terrible - wasn't a nice person, found problems with everyone and everything, complained about everyone, got into serious fights with anyone she spent significant time with, became an alcoholic who wouldn't admit it, started having mental breaks and refused to acknowledge it and seek treatment

made my life hell and i stuck around thinking "if we just sort those things out everything else is perfect"

nothing more painful in life than loving someone for who you think they could be rather than who they actually are
07-15-2022 , 05:44 PM
it's the instinct for a young man, mang

accordingly, Luke is waitin' for the night to cuh cuh cuh cuh mash!

07-15-2022 , 07:34 PM
hey king fish, forget 3rd inning screen shots, gotta post them 1st inning ones

07-15-2022 , 08:23 PM
1st inning scores always hold up!

Congrats on your winnings!
07-15-2022 , 08:27 PM
My guys aren’t even trying.

07-15-2022 , 08:50 PM
I sat realantivaxxtardmuto for
kirk
07-15-2022 , 09:00 PM
kf, you for real should check out yahoo, lower rake, far better ux
07-15-2022 , 09:14 PM
Oh I play Yahoo I just do baseball for fun.. it’s my favorite RL sport but I generally don’t have time to play much MLB competitively…I prefer hand building to opto smashing.

Yahoo is ridiculously soft for NBA, fooseball, and galf… which are what I play to support my life of leisure. Site is just so slow and buggy building mlb would prob make me want to break stuff.

On DK I play baseball mostly for the crowns. Just playing every day should be good for 100-150k crowns which I’ll prob need if I want make a play at Onyx during NFL season.

Spoiler:
All these stupid little dink and dunk milestones add up after awhile. If you unload your crowns at right time can also be good for $1k/month with onyx)






Last edited by King Fish; 07-15-2022 at 09:26 PM.
07-15-2022 , 09:36 PM
nice, almost there

my understanding is that it's +EV to grind those bonuses
07-15-2022 , 09:49 PM
Yup. If you remember to play every day you can pretty much guarantee Diamond tier without much effort.

Tennis, anyone?

Spoiler:
07-15-2022 , 09:56 PM
Also look for the yahoo trick where they offer free $15-25 tourneys with FULL buyin back regardless. (Not those dumb “everyone wins” where you pay basically double the vig to ensure some cash back.)

During NFL season you basically get $25+ each week in freerolls, and often more. There’s almost always a $15 freeroll tourney where you get $15 on site credit win or lose, plus smaller and larger ones depending on the week.

Yahoo was even better before the touts started making vids on it. Thankfully 98% of DFS touts give either horrible advice or just tout the obvious crap.
07-15-2022 , 10:00 PM
yeah i play as "adam" on yahoo, know the site in and out spend a few hours there each day
07-15-2022 , 10:20 PM
DK looking up!


      
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