Jerkin off punks for $15 a man. No thanks!

i'll give 20 but your neapolitan dream more likely to be accomplished with fid

I’m about as vanilla as it gets, but I think I’d want $30.

I'm as chocolate as you can get., Luke as ranch

If Daz wants to give me a hand job I'm going to need to get paid at least $50.

it's a handy not a reacharound

I did have a very good looking young man reach into my “Down below” area and say “Testicles are fine”. And I didn’t change him a penny.
As for the young lady who said “Now this may sound weird, but can you clench your buttocks whilst I feel them”, well that was priceless.

Ok, this just got interesting.

Please go in to more detail.

sup, dabz? you're up late

I may have a lot more to say about people sticking their finger up my butthole, until it got to the point that when they did it I was so used to it that I didn’t notice, I’d rather concentrate on what’s on TV.
The most important fact about a rectal exam is that the Doctor will always say “I am going to insert a gloved finger into your anus.” Of course, a ungloved finger would present the doc with quite severe fingernail issues.

It’s not much, but it’s honest work.

i was skimming the 2+2 nft thread (pathetic) and i saw rickroll posting. you got some cool nfts bro? what's your favorite?

I’m just chilling listening to music in bed before sleep.

I don’t think I’ve ever had a finger up my butt.

I can’t say I’m keen on the idea, but I also can’t rule out that I wouldn’t enjoy it a little.

Not some old doctor, though. I’m not in to that.

I do have some information about submarine captains, Japanese prostitutes and digital anal insertion(Female To Male)if anyone is interested. Otherwise I do know a lot about cardboard. Or cling film.

Sad to see him banned before Daz could get that info

lol

i hope he gets the help he needs, really stepped up his drinking prior to his last ban and believes he can self medicate by rationing it, it's comforting seeing he's still healthy enough to post but concerning he's still in that continued downward spiral

I’ll get the info next time.

you venture out of OMG?

you like to live dangerously

If Trump was a real rich guy, he would have done what Musk has done. Buy a bunch of twatter stock and then demand they unban him.

Clearly he’s a chump.

i have some stuff tied to a game called splinterlands, some nba topshot, and bought 3rd drop of this https://www.mauer.digital/ and their $10 stand with ukraine after reading about how monies went to ukrainian charities

my main thing is i don't see aesthetic value in the ones that are going gonzo so no matter how early i was i'd have never bought the rock or an ape etc etc and will probably always be too late to get on those types of rockets

i liked the idea behind the ukraine thing, how it's tied to an artist with a real name, etc etc and how i was fine with it going to zero given where monies went (and it sure looks like it'll go to zero)

i'd like to get more into the space but would also be more interested in traditional art and that's not the stuff that takes off

I’m starting to think the entire world runs on corruption.

My biggest question is, how do I get in on this..?