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omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

11-24-2021 , 10:23 AM
oh and condoms are for losers who don't know how to pull out
11-24-2021 , 10:24 AM
do you guys just regularly piss your pants or something how can you not tell you're about to nut
11-24-2021 , 10:26 AM
I mean how are else are you supposed to pull out and nut in a girl's face
11-24-2021 , 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by fuluck omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165
So we went over to step family's house for dinner. Wife was talking about someone and she goes oh yeah they have millions it must be nice and her husband goes well you have a million in horses and the 7 year old goes yeah that's true and I laughed a little too loudly and she got pissed but didn't say anything but looked like she wanted to kill us wholesale
she also drives a big ass truck now and her husband has a lesbian subaru
11-24-2021 , 10:27 AM
lesbian subaru is kind of redundant no
11-24-2021 , 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01 omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165
the ****? I've been seeing my gf for like 2.5 years... and even i don't **** without a condom. shes baby crazy and ya boy thinks the milf at work is coming onto me... just sayin
pics of gf or she isn't real
11-24-2021 , 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by fuluck omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165
why are boomers so ****ing loud in the morning
if you stop giving that old man wake up head he'd probably continue peacefully slumbering
11-25-2021 , 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by rickroll omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165
if you stop giving that old man wake up head he'd probably continue peacefully slumbering
Do you often have homosexual thoughts? Your mind must be a real cesspool. You'd prob get along great with that other weirdo in here.
11-25-2021 , 12:22 AM
I finished wrapping the beef tenderloin in prosciutto and mushrooms. All that is left is wrapping it in puff pastry and putting it in the oven tomorrow. I'm gonna be the king of thanksgiving.
11-25-2021 , 01:34 AM
in b4 rickroll makes a gay joke about beef tenderloin
11-25-2021 , 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by fuluck omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165
in b4 rickroll makes a gay joke about beef tenderloin
you accuse me of having homoerotic thoughts and yet you're making crude tenderloin dick jokes

as an athlete, i've seen more cock in my life than you could ever fantasize about fuluck and yet oddly never felt the need to engulf nor penetrate any
11-25-2021 , 02:20 AM
Lol that wasn't an accusation you displayed your gay thoughts quite clearly
11-25-2021 , 02:21 AM
and I think you mean former athlete
11-25-2021 , 02:22 AM
I'm gonna go with soccer
11-25-2021 , 02:24 AM
GLORY DAYS THEy'LL PASS YOU BUY, GLORY DAYS, IN THE WINK OF RICKROLLS EYE
11-25-2021 , 04:43 AM
11-25-2021 , 05:51 AM
Itís thanksgiving today, right..?

Happy thanksgiving.
11-25-2021 , 06:12 AM
Thanks
11-25-2021 , 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by fuluck omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165
pics of gf or she isn't real
pics of your shitty 100k ute or GTFO
11-25-2021 , 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165
as someone who has partaken in 420. i just have to say....

do you really need THAT MUCH weed?
11-25-2021 , 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165
wow she really has the " i was up all night doing meth" look on her face
11-25-2021 , 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by rickroll omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165
you accuse me of having homoerotic thoughts and yet you're making crude tenderloin dick jokes

as an athlete, i've seen more cock in my life than you could ever fantasize about fuluck and yet oddly never felt the need to engulf nor penetrate any
the one who has to make the joke about it being gay... clearly is the one who has something to hide
11-25-2021 , 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by fuluck omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165
GLORY DAYS THEy'LL PASS YOU BUY, GLORY DAYS, IN THE WINK OF RICKROLLS EYE
LEAVE SPRINGSTEEN OUT OF THIS YA ****ING INGRATE!

      
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