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11-22-2021 , 07:43 PM

#4776

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I don't think I'll be allowed to drink either because some new relative is a ****ing drunk who just got out of rehab

11-22-2021 , 07:44 PM

#4777

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

the guy could relapse at any moment

11-22-2021 , 07:46 PM

#4778

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickroll

And how much are they worth?

they ain't worth the condom I never bothered to buy

11-22-2021 , 08:17 PM

#4779

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,646

I don’t use condoms either because I only have sex in committed relationships because I’m a good Christian boy and because I prefer the feel of a natural penis.

11-22-2021 , 08:53 PM

#4780

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,888

Lol fuluck thxgiving

11-22-2021 , 09:03 PM

#4781

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

my dad's wife's ex husband is showing up for thanksgiving dinner wtf wtf

What???

11-22-2021 , 10:14 PM

#4782

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,888

Luke! my man may legit win the fantasy football league

SA, you should play next year

11-23-2021 , 06:36 AM

#4783

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Like seriously.. there’s nothing worse than a woman who wants to be paid, but isn’t worth the money.

so like 99% of the women on reddit?

11-23-2021 , 06:36 AM

#4784

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Daz,

What are your tips for picking woman that you pay, and are worth it?

i think SA is the man to talk to about that

11-23-2021 , 09:46 AM

#4785

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

I don’t use condoms either because I only have sex in committed relationships because I’m a good Christian boy and because I prefer the feel of a natural penis.

the ****? I've been seeing my gf for like 2.5 years... and even i don't **** without a condom. shes baby crazy and ya boy thinks the milf at work is coming onto me... just sayin

11-23-2021 , 09:48 AM

#4786

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Luke! my man may legit win the fantasy football league

SA, you should play next year

I'm A ****IN WAGON DUDE! coming in strong... if I WIN I will do a video for all those British... show them how the Aussies get down! I will also get the belt!

11-23-2021 , 12:30 PM

#4787

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Luke, how come both Favre and Rodgers have turned out to be complete ****ing ****s?

11-23-2021 , 12:31 PM

#4788

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

my dad's wife's ex husband is showing up for thanksgiving dinner wtf wtf

lol cucked like you

11-23-2021 , 01:22 PM

#4789

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

lol @ still wearing a condom after being with someone for 2.5 years.

11-23-2021 , 01:27 PM

#4790

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,709

pro tip, if you always wear a condom then you're always prepared

11-23-2021 , 11:42 PM

#4791

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Cover your dick don't be a hick

11-24-2021 , 05:31 AM

#4792

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

Cover your noodle don't be a poodle

11-24-2021 , 06:53 AM

#4793

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Luke, how come both Favre and Rodgers have turned out to be complete ****ing ****s?

11-24-2021 , 07:15 AM

#4794

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

lol @ still wearing a condom after being with someone for 2.5 years.

this makes a lot of sense coming from an eagles fan

11-24-2021 , 08:43 AM

#4795

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I need like a 2 year break from work.

**** it, I need a break from now until I die.

11-24-2021 , 09:00 AM

#4796

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

Why don't you implement one of them get-rich-quick themes and retire?

11-24-2021 , 09:02 AM

#4797

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Which one do you suggest..?

11-24-2021 , 10:16 AM

#4798

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I think I heard something....no it was nothing.

11-24-2021 , 10:19 AM

#4799

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

So we went over to step family's house for dinner. Wife was talking about someone and she goes oh yeah they have millions it must be nice and her husband goes well you have a million in horses and the 7 year old goes yeah that's true and I laughed a little too loudly and she got pissed but didn't say anything but looked like she wanted to kill us wholesale