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11-11-2021 , 09:32 PM

#4626

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

SA are there any reasonable estimates on how many cam girls there are in the world?

never looked. i think the ratio between camgirls worth watching to the total camgirl community is <1:50

11-11-2021 , 10:34 PM

#4627

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,908

I switched back to my timezone in the forum, now it feels weird not having to add 6 hours.

11-12-2021 , 12:51 AM

#4628

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Schlitzyyyy

11-12-2021 , 12:53 AM

#4629

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,908

yo boyee

11-12-2021 , 12:54 AM

#4630

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Your avatar changes always got me like WHO DAT

11-12-2021 , 02:17 PM

#4631

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Season 1 Portia De Rossi would totally get it, holy ****.

By “it” I obviously mean flowers and chocolates.

11-12-2021 , 04:04 PM

#4632

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Deflowering her chocolate hole?

11-12-2021 , 05:02 PM

#4633

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

so I was driving out of the neighborhood today. Driving up a straight road. Two cars are parked along the street, parallel to one one another, forcing me to squeeze in between them. There's another car parked behind one of them, a white sedan, parked in my direction. Well this white sedan decides to move as I'm about to squeeze in between these two cars, forcing me to pull to the side.

My window is down so I stick my hand out the window, giving her a what the hell gesture and she just ignores me. ****ing boomers. I saw where she pulled into so maybe I'll put an I suck cock bumper sticker on her car.

11-12-2021 , 05:06 PM

#4634

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I lost 500 dollars trading options yesterday and the lady forcing me to pull off to the side pisses me off more.

11-12-2021 , 05:06 PM

#4635

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I mean wtf lady how about an I'm sorry for being a **** courtesy wave

11-12-2021 , 06:17 PM

#4636

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Don't you have a gun in your car? Why didn't you just shoot her?

11-12-2021 , 06:20 PM

#4637

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

F1 Sprint and Brazilian GP, what a great weekend! Hamilton should stop cheating

11-12-2021 , 06:47 PM

#4638

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

**** boomers. **** lady drivers. **** people who park like shitheads.

I’m not good enough to try options trading yet.

11-12-2021 , 06:48 PM

#4639

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

F1 Sprint and Brazilian GP, what a great weekend! Hamilton should stop cheating

Heyyy. Let’s go! I’m probably going to miss them live, sadly.

Hamilton is a tool!

11-12-2021 , 07:16 PM

#4640

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

I will do my best to not live blog spoilers itt

11-12-2021 , 08:54 PM

#4641

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,908

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Deflowering her chocolate hole?

Goat

11-12-2021 , 11:10 PM

#4642

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,760

it's funny how i read those fuluck posts and thought "oh he's a nicer guy than i thought"

11-13-2021 , 12:34 AM

#4643

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

My gun has been at my buddy's house for about 6 years. As much as I'd like to go around maiming boomers and bad drivers, I'd rather not go to jail.

11-13-2021 , 12:39 AM

#4644

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickroll

it's funny how i read those fuluck posts and thought "oh he's a nicer guy than i thought"

My reaction was a normal one in my opinion. I should have just played chicken with her. I mean for crying out loud I was in the middle of the road before she got in the middle of the road.

Also, the dumb ***** was getting her mail, which was 100 yards away from her house. I assume she wasn't driving from her house to the mailbox and back, but still.

11-13-2021 , 12:54 AM

#4645

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,760

fuluck i was serious, as angry as those messages were, they were much more lower key than in previous years

you definitely seem a lot more chill now and that's a good thing

and ffs we all know luke or dabs would have wasted those fools

11-13-2021 , 03:20 AM

#4646

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Luke and Dabs don't know how to use a gun

11-13-2021 , 03:21 AM

#4647

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Rickroll you realize this is the internet and none of this **** is real right

11-13-2021 , 03:22 AM

#4648

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

And this minor incident happened Monday and I'm still pissed about it. I mean the audacity of that ****.

11-13-2021 , 03:24 AM

#4649

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I've met quite a few 2p2ers in real life and I assume they all thought I wasn't a raving lunatic.

At least compared to Beau.

11-13-2021 , 03:25 AM

#4650

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

although jmitch must hate my guts because every demerit he gives me never expires

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