omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165 - Page 18

So turns out we can still play the euromillions lottery. Guess brexit isn’t all bad.

It’s like £140million tonight.

When I win I’m going to use it to mess with people.

02-12-2021 , 03:07 PM

#429

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,905

Depositing a million in all your omg buddies ' bank accounts would be a great gag

02-12-2021 , 03:08 PM

#430

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

One thing I like about working from home is turning the heat way up and getting very sleepy in the afternoon.

02-12-2021 , 03:19 PM

#431

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

It's the small things in life...

02-12-2021 , 03:20 PM

#432

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Was I refencing turning up the heat or what I saw when AIOTT opened the blinds?

02-12-2021 , 03:27 PM

#433

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,905

Lol

02-12-2021 , 04:00 PM

#434

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Well - I do turn the heat down at night. Do I need to explain shrinkage to you?

02-12-2021 , 04:11 PM

#435

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

When I turn the heat up my balls droop down to my knee but my peen remains high and tight. It's weird looking.

02-12-2021 , 06:01 PM

#436

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

yikes

02-12-2021 , 06:40 PM

#437

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Holy ****! The freaking diner GOT by!
Have you been repatriated?
Do you have a southern accent?
Nice to see your still alive, wherever you may be (I hope it's not Myanmar).

Sent from my SM-G998U1 using Tapatalk

Sup JJ. Probably more surprising your old bag of bones is still kicking! Repatriated? Unsure

southern accent? What y’all mean by that? I may or may not be anywhere. I’m a man of multitudes

02-12-2021 , 07:19 PM

#438

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Depositing a million in all your omg buddies ' bank accounts would be a great gag

Erm, you guys ain’t quite worth millions, but don’t worry, I’ll sort yous out.

02-12-2021 , 07:23 PM

#439

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,905

woot woot

and woot woot for JJ!

02-12-2021 , 09:25 PM

#440

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

02-12-2021 , 09:25 PM

#441

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

after my DEVASTATING lightning bet loss on the pistons last night i feel like i'm a part owner of the team now and i have opinions

02-12-2021 , 09:28 PM

#442

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

over 221 and pistons +2 was, um, nowhere near the final result

02-13-2021 , 09:04 AM

#443

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Go red team!

02-13-2021 , 09:30 AM

#444

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Snowing my dudes

02-13-2021 , 10:14 AM

#445

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I hate watching streamers play geoguessr. It’s just so frustrating watching them be so ******ed.

02-13-2021 , 11:29 AM

#446

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

red team got rekt

02-13-2021 , 02:41 PM

#447

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I’m about to commit 3.5 hours of my life to watching a movie I’ve never seen before. I don’t normally take such large risks with my time. Hope it’s worth it!