omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165 - Page 157

Bad news though. I saw this thing where they used a sex change app to change all the drivers to women. Some of them were pretty hot, but very sad to say, I would NOT sleep with female Fernando

09-15-2021 , 06:32 AM

#3903

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Luke is an original baby!

YEAH, BABY!

I got tictok new check me out @nerdlingersunited.

going to get Instagram now too.

I already had these accounts for the thots but now I'm putting them under the nerdlingers brand and going to post some streaming content

09-15-2021 , 06:39 AM

#3904

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

lol I signed up to dash for doordash, when I thought I might get fired.

I might do my 1st dash, but I'm baked

are you getting fired every week?

09-15-2021 , 06:43 AM

#3905

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

goodnight moon man... let me tell you... I would wreck her Ralf

09-15-2021 , 08:13 AM

#3906

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Norm Macdonald died, and I’m actually upset by it.

09-15-2021 , 08:14 AM

#3907

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I mean, not like in a real way, but in an I’m gonna miss his humor kind of way.

09-15-2021 , 08:16 AM

#3908

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

RIP

09-15-2021 , 08:22 AM

#3909

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Holy **** that guy was funny.

RIP

09-15-2021 , 09:24 PM

#3910

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,876

Nerdlingers Brand. Recognize.

09-16-2021 , 12:12 PM

#3911

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,876

Just purchased auto insurance, paid my property taxes, got a safety inspection and renewed my vehicle registration for 2 years.

Entire pocess took maybe 90 minutes. Insurance place was right across the street from the mechanic who performed the safety inspection, then the license bureau was right down the street

Had to pay my 2020 property taxes online, because I lived in a different county that year. Emailed receipt of that payment was sufficient to satisfy the clerk there. Just showed her on my phone. Country livin' yeehaw

09-16-2021 , 12:16 PM

#3912

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,876

What are you dumb mother****ers doin?

09-16-2021 , 12:19 PM

#3913

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

That’s like more brags than I can even count.

“I have a car” brag.
“I have a house” brag.
“I can afford to pay all these expensive at once” brag.

We get it, we’re poor losers and you’re not. No need to rub it in

09-16-2021 , 12:42 PM

#3914

Schlitz mmmm

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Just normally something that takes half the f*cling day. Nice to expedite that crap

09-16-2021 , 01:14 PM

#3915

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Now you’re bragging with fancy $5 words!

09-16-2021 , 01:19 PM

#3916

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,876

lol guilty

09-16-2021 , 03:29 PM

#3917

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

my friend just reached champ in Rocket League. is that something that should impress me?

09-16-2021 , 05:34 PM

#3918

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Well it’s higher than I ever got.

I’m impressed.

09-16-2021 , 05:46 PM

#3919

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Than he must be good!

09-16-2021 , 08:55 PM

#3920

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

What are you dumb mother****ers doin?

getting phased

listening to

watching MissAlice_94 and nym_x

watching NFT sales go by

living my best life

09-17-2021 , 07:38 AM

#3921

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I still don’t get NFTs. They sound profoundly dumb and completely worthless.

Change my mind.

09-17-2021 , 08:59 AM

#3922

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Nerdlingers Brand. Recognize.

ya boy knows whats up!

I am also getting a tictok and an Instagram together for the nerdlingers brad

09-17-2021 , 09:02 AM

#3923

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Tik tok is stupid.
Instagram is dumb.
Facebook is useless.
Social media is gay.

09-17-2021 , 09:03 AM

#3924

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

What are you dumb mother****ers doin?

dieing in the grease fire.

my gf went to go hang out with our friends and i'm at home sick.

might take a shower get in my pjs and boot up some lol ( I'm trying to learn)

might eat some icecream too cos I'm a fattie and it will get the tase of cough lollies out of my mouth.